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Re:Another limerick
OXYGEN 37 Reviews 8660 reads
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Keep them coming.... I had never heard the "tits in Brazil" limerick.

thirsty7946 reads

I know you’re out there, I can hear you(r) (heavy) breathing!

Remember, providers/agencies, even though you are limited to one schedule/ad post per week, TER encourages you to get involved on the discussion boards. As long as you contribute to the discussion, you can include your website link. Tell a joke, ask a question or tell me something about the Carolinas. I’ve never visited. The only things I know about the Carolinas, I learned from watching The Andy Griffith Show! ;)

Carolinas providers and hobbyists, let’s get this party started!

thirsty

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OXYGEN8786 reads

I'm not an agency or a provider but I do love discussions tinged with comedy. I tried submitting limericks a few months back but I got very little response.
There's that old New England limerick,

"There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose cock was so long he could suck it,
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a cu*t,
I would fu*k it."

Now, I ask you Thirsty, does that bring back schoolboy memories?
O2

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thirsty9772 reads

Yes...but I've shrunk a bit since then. ;)

thirsty

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Rachels Review10470 reads

Sumitted by a lady (me) who was a full C cup in 8th grade, size 1 in ladies jeans.  Stayed this size until my wedding at the age of 19.  Top heavy?  I was born for this industry!  lol

Japanese, Chinese, dirty knees, look at THESE!
-Author Unknown

Rach

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laidback_nc9004 reads

There was once a girl named Lill
Who tried a dynamite stick for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.

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thirsty8593 reads

...and you worked North Carolina in there to satisfy people who don't like off topic posts. ;)

thirsty

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OXYGEN8661 reads

Keep them coming.... I had never heard the "tits in Brazil" limerick.

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OXYGEN8219 reads

There once was a guy from BelAir,
who was screwing his girl on the stair,
The bannister broke, he doubled his stroke,
And finished her up in the air.

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N.C.Tammy7791 reads

It is good to see you back Thirsty (xoxoxo)

Related Link: http://www.geocities.com/seekercrazy/Tam

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thirsty8572 reads

Now you have to help me make Carolinas the most active board on TER! ;)

thirsty

-- Modified on 6/5/2004 10:46:40 AM

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