to see ladies partake.  Could spice things up a bit!

someone does something to make me look normal.  

Hey there's a provider here that feels the need to wear her butt plug EVERYWHERE!

This would be perfect for her.

I'm with Gabby and Julia on this one

In thru the outhole is definitely not my thing!  LOL  Each to his/her own though, so here is a little song, some of you may find meaningful...

Ive seen and heard to much when I use to work in a hospital.. people had to get their holes sewed up from stretching it so much and there are people having to wear depends because they stretched it so much the muscles cant hold their bowel in.  You should never lick there cause of all the bacteria and Diseases.

Was that there were women who absolutely loved anal play.  I always thought that women only did it because the guy wanted it. I personally am not a fan. Sticking my peter in a girls ass is like when you try to get your tailgating chair back into its sleeve. Not a good fit, but there were a few ladies who begged for it so I reluctantly obliged. I also found that some ladies liked to have a vibrator in their ass during intercourse. This was ok with me until.....one time.... guessed it....her bowels were loosened, and let's just say that when that happens, there is really nothing to be said but to leave and never see each other again.  So, from now on, Ted has nothing to do with the one-eye. If a provider asks if she can use a vibrator in her ass, I will hit her over the head with it.

Luv My Lil' Pony but . .

I prefer to ride the pony myself lol and the whole "cowgirl gone wild" theme seems to fit me best

xoxo

Adriana~