I just read this in a review today, “both girls smelled and tasted a bit ripe, and somebody's breath was pretty foul. Seemed a shame since I had gone out of my way to shower, etc., but oh well.”  
 And it made me think of some of my bad dates. The ones who show up and have obviously only taken a baby-wipe bath instead of an actual shower. My all- time worse, a few years ago, the girl could be actually be smelled from across the room. I thought I was going to die. Unfortunately, I had already paid the price of admission, but there was no way in hell I was going to get intimate and I politely asked her to leave. She could care less, and proceeded to wash herself, between her legs, at my sink …. I mean shit lady! I brush my teeth at that sink. The worst part was she left the wash cloth on the floor … obviously, the hotel maids would get that the next time they stopped by my house to clean and leave those little chocolates on my pillows. Her phone rang almost continuously while she was at my place and she was grateful to be leaving early for her “next” appointment.  I wish that was my only bad experience, but I could go on and on. I really couldn’t understand why she was so popular?  
 Why is it that the “good hygiene” requirement isn’t always followed by everyone? I for one, am extremely grateful that I found an ATF who is always impeccably clean, and a great kisser (bonus!) However, shouldn’t that be the norm? I’m sure providers see more than their share of “unwashed asses”, both figuratively and literally, but that’s not really an excuse to not be at your best. I shower within an hour of seeing someone. I make sure my nails are short and have no sharp edges. My place is clean, candles are lit, and good sheets are on the bed. I do the exact same things I would do if I had a date coming over because,  I am having a date come over. I’m very grateful that I found an ATF who is “all that” because it really is hit or miss out there as I was reminded when I read the review I quoted from. OK, I’m getting off my soapbox so someone else can bitch about something important– Snow?