Nails

We like our ladies to look well maintained. The banged up nails, or "Xbox nails" as a female friend puts it, are a turn off for me. It just screams "I don't give a shit!" and that is what most guys are NOT paying for. I'd get married again if I wanted to be with someone who didn't give a shit. Fuck that!

it makes me, and I'm sure most men wonder what else she doesn't maintain well...

Steph

I've had one request it (no lie.)  

I simply can't bring myself to show up anywhere with a shaggy kitty (I'm always nicely trimmed, thank you), scruffy nails or no makeup... because I have respect for myself, as well as my client.  

I'd hardly think that such grooming is the hallmark of only higher-end ladies, but perhaps I've been sheltered, LOL.

It doesn't matter to me if the lady has painted her nails, but certainly I expect that she has them neatly trimmed (so she doesn't scratch me in the heat of my love making, LoL), and of course, clean.  

I always try to come to an appointment neat & clean, and even sometimes smelling good

While we are on the subject, too much makeup is a bad thing.  Had an encounter where I think I ended up with more makeup on me than was left on my partner.  That is a hard thing to explain when you get back home.

Sparky out

I really like beautiful hands and french nails, natural, or basic colors are a deal maker. Bad nails can be a deal killer for me. I will say, for me (I know there are all kinds and if I were a lady I would do what made me smile) the lime, purple, green, black, multi-colored nails look tacky and unrefined. Natural nails taken care of are fine, but do not come with nails half painted.

*Looks down at nails*  Guess I'm due for a manicure!  I have the bad habit of picking off my nail polish, much like some people bite their nails.

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As a guy, I try to give the same quality I expect.  I do get manicures and pedicures, mostly because I have bad feet, but I do enjoy them.  As a late 50's guy, I try to look and feel my best, and will do what it takes to do that.  Gentlemen, don't let the stereotype of it " being for a women" scare you off, as I just enjoy the relaxation.

I read this four times before I realized that it was not you getting reviewed. I agree that both parties at this level should present themselves at their best, if possible. My hands tend to get very rough in the winter, so there are things that I just do not do. BUT I do not want a date canceled because she breaks a nail getting dressed. I do not think that is what you were asking though.  

It makes me feel so good to think that she did part of this for little ol me.  
Be safe and have fu

Hours later// --- Viewer Discretion LOL Nails. Oh my.

So I had an appointment for 2 pm-  
At 10 am, I was at the nail salon- for a fill in & pedicure-
Same nice lady, Rose- well she managed to make it interesting, she warmed the gel overlay for the last layer- and promptly spilled said sticky hot tar substance on her hand.... burning her hand-- I was in the nail salon @ Walmart- which conveniently also has a McDonalds next door. I ran & got her some mustard.
Everyone was looking at me like I was crazy. Ran her to the sink, got the gunk to wash off mostly with cold water, then slathered her burns with mustard. Never tried this? Mustard takes all the heat out of a burn nearly immediately.
It's an old, old trick my 80 year old grandmother taught me years ago.  
Poor Rose was beside herself, was thanking me profusely.  
She grinned and told me "You SOOO nice. Thankyou so much." Astonished her customer wasn't empathetic.
I mean who wants to see someone writhing in pain from a burn? Pffft.
It made me hurt just to watch her. Like I could stand there and do NOTHING?

Anywho, she even finished the job- (which shocked me, and I protested, she swore she was fine.)
When I paid, & gathered my stuff, she walked from the counter with a HUGE bag of samples for me,  
"You take, you take. You deserve."
It almost made my poor stone heart crack. (hehe)

So, this is 3 hours later (1 pm) 60 minutes until my appt.  My phone was dead as a doorknob- I had to race like a MF to get home, switch to my spare battery (at home) I called Mr. Client- & let him know my phone had been dead , relay story of Manicure-incident, feed the granny, inhale my food,  make myself into a Godess, go check into the in-call, pant-pant-breathless-wheeze.  

So Mr. Client gets there- and he coyly jokes with me, "let me see your nails.. Oh VERYYY nice! I see why it took so long. And toes too? NICE!!!"

Ok, so maybe men do notice?
It was nice just to be noticed. =D

Appointment went well- he EVEN tipped me extra! Woot!
Now that's what I am talking about!

Fast forward, I go run errands, deposit cash, go to clean Betsy out at the car wash- and up pulls Mr. Fancy-Pants in a Benz out of state tags.  
He tries to hit on me.
I forwarn him, I am not a good girl, you don't want to know me...
To which he replies, "Oh how bad are you?"

"Bad enough to charge over $150 an hour."
He laughs and winks. He says he can afford it & he's here working from out of town.

Next thing I know he is getting my number, and I his, and I send him a link to my page, so he knows I am legit.

Well,  a little over two hours later, he books, and 3 hours later, I am headed his way...
I stop to get a drink at the convenience store. And ANOTHER Mr Fancy pants escalade truck, "Hey sexy lady..... " Cut & paste lines from before....
 rinse repeat-  
What am I on fire today>>!??
He said I look like a very well put together. Hehe. Could it be?

Finally, as I get to the outcall- of Mr Benz- he handles it as well as any trained hobbiest.
As I sat there getting ready to put his rock hard cock in my mouth, massaging his balls,  
I couldn't help but admire the shiny beauty of my freshly lacquered nails and grin.
And he says, "You're nails sure look nice!" LMAO!!!!
Why yes, yes, they do =