Misspelled a word or phrase on a form or paper where it read in a perverse manner??
I am in the middle of designing a project display board, I need to include Images and Results, but instead, I typed R.E.S.L.U.T.S. and IMAGES....Mind in the gutter moment!!! Thank goodness I saw the error before it gets seen on public display...Whew!!
Has this happened to you too? and were you able to correct the error in time?

I was preparing a letter for my commander to sign and even though I checked it and admin reviewed it, well it made it to his desk.  I wanted to say "pass up", it came out "piss up".   Well he caught it and from then on statements would fly like " I dont want to piss up this opprotunity". Nice thing about the military is you get to transfer out on occasion.

I was at a real estate closing and the cute young gal working for the title company was explaining the termite inspection report she said "The inspector found no evidence of wood destroying orgasms." Yes, ORGASMS instead of organisms. There was a hesitation, but nothing she could do...it was already out there, so she just moved on. Nobody said anything, but I have been LMAO about it ever since....that was about 30 years ago!

Good ice breaker. Makes others more comfortable when you laugh it off. They then proceed to offer ideas bc they're not afraid of making an error in speech.  

Better than pissing in your pants in from of Mr. Commander...Lol

After 30yrs ...I hope the only living "ORGASAMS" in your home are your own..LOL

That would grant me an invitation to the school board administration...I don't ever want go there!!
LOL

A lady once explained about a vehicle accident but said this regarding such "my back is hurting this morning, I got rear ended last night"  to which I replied. "Must have been one hell of a ride"