She realized she gave her last blow job.  

At first I smiled. Then it dawned on me that this wasn't all that funny for some guys. Unfortunately for them, they can't say with a straight face that marriage sucks.  -  Fortunately for me, I got the marriage experiment out of the way a while ago, and blow jobs are now a reality once again!

but, onward we go.. hopefully you'll get a kick out of one someone posts! xoxo

I was just kidding!!  I thought it was funny!  Honest!!

Rodney Dangerfield once said, " My psychiatrist told me and my wife that we should have sex more often. Now I'll never get to see her."

What food causes a woman to lose 90 percent of her sex drive??? Wedding cake.

I remember a woman telling a story that tags along with this one.

That is so true.

what do you call a newly divorced woman, " A born again cock sucker."