happy new year ladies! thanks again for making 2011 special for me and i am sure 2012 will be even better! every day is like new yearseve with you ladies and you alwaysmake guys likeme feel special. raising my glass of apple cider to toast a happy and wonderful newyear to all of you!
also since today is typically a day for watching football i thought you ladies would appreciate the below football guide to sex LOL!
Coin Toss = Asking them out
Kickoff = Holding hands
1st Down = Kissing
2nd Down = Up the shirt
3rd Down = Down south
4th Down = Oral action
Touchdown = Shaggin'
Victory Dance = Smoking afterwards
Time Out = The guy needs more time/can't get it up
Incompletion = Guy can't get off
Interception = Someone walks in on the two of you
Offsides = Gay person/Gay action
Flag on the play = Unwanted Advances
Delay of game = Girl has her period
Hail Mary = Not sure the other one wants it, but you go for it anyway
Hike = Up the rear
Reverse = 69
Sack = Girl takes control and gets frisky
2pt. conversion = Multiple orgasms
Prevent Defense = Condom/protection
Face Mask = Guy pulls girl head down to blow him
Shotgun = Touchdown in a car
Two minute warning = Guy gives the girl a warning before he blows his load
Holding = Cuddling
Superbowl = Wedding or Prom night
Huddle = Multiple participants
Madden '99 = Cybersex
Instant replay = When you tape the two of you having sex
Illegal use of the hands = Masturbation
Ball Hog = Slut
Onside Kick = Making up after a fight
Double Header = Two mates in the same night
Tight End = Virgin
Wide Receiver = Girl that's loose
False Start = Guy/Girl gets shut down (denied)
Pass Interference = Some stupid kid interrupts before you can get some
Fumble = Cheating (problem in the relationship)
Putting it through the uprights = Self explanatory
Special Teams = Prostitute/Gigolo
Unsportsmanlike Conduct = Bragging to your friends about your activities
Double Coverage = Two condoms
Handoff = Handjob
I love Reverse, cowgirl that is...hehe Happy New Years Hondo, That was cool!!
me too as long as you dont wear spurs baby!! LOL
Thats wonderful!!
lol
loved it hondo
Reading it late but it really is a good one!
xoxo,
Steph
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