1. The trouble with fishnet? Takes away from the smooth soft feel.
2. Mirrors are for? Making it hotter.
3. Thigh highs and Garters? are for taking off
4. I make decisions all day long, At the end of the day all I want is? To not think at all
5. My best hobbyist line.............. Am I suppose to have one????
6. I wonder if I have a fetish because? Cause the other half my brain wants to be in total control
7. Who knew that Escort/Hobbyist are/did? Dont understand this one, I draw a blank
8. my first porn experience was? Does the Playboy magazine up behind the barn count?
9. A bumper sticker for your secret life would be? Hobbyists do it by the hour.
10.. Buying porn is?? not necessary. I got board crack!
Do I pass????
. The trouble with fishnet? They tear easy
2. Mirrors are for? watching the action
3. Thigh highs and Garters? are fun to take off with my mouth
4. I make decisions all day long, At the end of the day all I want is? f^*k (sorry, that's the first thought that came to mind)
5. My best hobbyist line.............. I am not cool enough to have one !!! Damn it....now I want one!!!
6. I wonder if I have a fetish because? The Carolina Girls are helping me experience new things
7. Who knew that Escort/Hobbyist are/did? WTF?? (sorry, that's the first thought that came to mind)
8. my first porn experience was? 2 girls who looked like librarians, movies, massive amounts of alcohol, food & shaving cream ---------- DAMN, that was too long ago !!!
9. A bumper sticker for your secret life would be? "The best place to vacation is beautiful, sunny Hobbywood"
10.. Buying porn is?? for pussies (sorry, but the "pun" & "irony" just hit me --- & you said "don't think about it" --- so I just said it!! Hope I didn't offend anybody.)
This was fun Jessica. However, I will probably get blacklisted from now on!!! HaHa I can't wait to see the others.
1. The trouble with fishnet? My toes get stuck in it.
2. Mirrors are for? The places you can't see.
3. Thigh highs and Garters? F*cking with them on because you have access to everything. Just slide your skirt up and voila!! Soooo freaking hot!!!
4. I make decisions all day long, At the end of the day all I want is? To have my neck kissed and be consumed sexually.
5. My best hobbyist line.............. I don't like lines. They're so rehearsed. I like spontaneity.
6. I wonder if I have a fetish because? I find some things incredibly erotic?
7. Who knew that Escort/Hobbyist are/did? This didn't make any sense.
8. my first porn experience was? My uncle accidentally took myself and my siblings to a drive-in animated porn flick. Supposedly he didn't know that it was't a family friendly animated movie. Rather than go home, he made up sit in the back floor board and kept turning around to push our heads down when he caught us peaking. The name of the flick was 'Felix The Cat' or something like that. It's a huge family joke now!
9. A bumper sticker for your secret life would be? "Do you speak Greek"
10.. Buying porn is?? Frustrating.
Looooove #3, Vanessa !!!!!
We'll have to try it!
1. The trouble with fishnet? Look cheap, are not smooth and silky like nylons
2. Mirrors are for? Watching the excitement
3. Thigh highs and Garters? Such a turn-on Love the look,
4. I make decisions all day long, At the end of the day all I want is? To get sucked
5. My best hobbyist line..............Oh my Stars and Garters, this is going to be fun
6. I wonder if I have a fetish because? I love to look at a womans shoes, they tell alot about her.
7. Who knew that Escort/Hobbyist are/did? All this so well.
8. my first porn experience was? Fredericks of Hollywood catalog, got started real young.
9. A bumper sticker for your secret life would be? My Hobby always makes me smile.
10.. Buying porn is?? Foolish, if your looking for the Storyline.
There's nothing like fine denier thigh high stockings!
1. The trouble with fishnet? I can't decide to take it off or work through the net.
2. Mirrors are for? Looking at a sexy lady, while I'm enjoying her pussy.
3. Thigh highs and Garters? Damn sexy and I never get tired of seeing them
4. I make decisions all day long, At the end of the day all I want is? To be seduced!!
5. My best hobbyist line.............. Are you available tomorrow?
6. I wonder if I have a fetish because? I'm still trying to find the ultimate experience.
7. Who knew that Escort/Hobbyist are/did? Had a side job selling hotdogs.
8. my first porn experience was? Terri Lynn definitely more than GFE
9. A bumper sticker for your secret life would be? I need it and I need it now!!
10.. Buying porn is? A waste of money.
Thanks MJ this was fun.
My example..
Who knew, escorts like me still have unfulfilled fantasies!
Who Knew hobbyist are actually sensitive caring gentlemen and it's not all about SEX all the time!
Well then, for number 7 first thing that popped into my mind was,
Who knew that I would be more interested in an escort as a woman with a brain, than a escort with a body. (I hope that came out right.)
Posted By: mistressjessica
My example..
Who knew, escorts like me still have unfulfilled fantasies!
Who Knew hobbyist are actually sensitive caring gentlemen and it's not all about SEX all the time!
The good thing is, may favorite has the best brain, and the best body. WhooHoo
that some of you fine ladies enjoy the physical contact as much as we do & you actually enjoy making new "friends"!!
that some hobbyist feel privledged (including me) to have met some of you Carolina Girls!!
so I don't attempt it 
But I live in out it my mind over and over and over and over.......
Posted By: mistressjessica
My example..
Who knew, escorts like me still have unfulfilled fantasies!
Who Knew hobbyist are actually sensitive caring gentlemen and it's not all about SEX all the time!
1. The trouble with fishnet? It snags on too many things.
2. Mirrors are for? Watching the fun without being a contortionist.
3. Thigh highs and Garters? The best excitement under a skirt with nothing else.
4. I make decisions all day long, At the end of the day all I want is? To have a good meal and watch mindless TV where you don't have to worry about following a story line.
5. My best hobbyist line.............. What do you mean you just ran out?
6. I wonder if I have a fetish because? There are still things I'd like to try.
7. Who knew that Escort/Hobbyist are/did? You mean you don't play with trains?
8. my first porn experience was? The Playboy centerfolds all over my neighbors garage wall.
9. A bumper sticker for your secret life would be? My hobby beats your hobby.
10. Buying porn is?? Stupid when you can get it for free over the Internet.
1. The trouble with fishnet? no trouble, sexy and all those holes leading to other holes!
2. Mirrors are for? watching places I couldn't ordinarily see or being able to see your tits while I bang you!
3. Thigh highs and Garters? sexy as hell on the right woman.
4. I make decisions all day long, At the end of the day all I want is? some hot monkey sex!
5. My best hobbyist line..............I am just a "love pirate" looking for some booty.
6. I wonder if I have a fetish because? I wanna bone the lady who cuts my hair!
7. Who knew that Escort/Hobbyist are/did? are as horny as I am.
8. my first porn experience was? awesome..got to be with one of my favorites and she was everything I had j*cked off too...lol!
9. A bumper sticker for your secret life would be? I'm not bossy I just know what you should be doing.
10.. Buying porn is?? lame and for people who don't have a computer and internet connection.
1. The correct hole is never 'quite' big enough.
2. Checking the back while enjoying the front.
3. Decorations on each side of the main course.
4. To be pampered.
5. If she's lucky, some day she'll be as beautiful as you.
6. I could cum just from eating pussy.
7. Real people.
8. Still waiting to happen.
9. If you can't live with the answer, don't ask.
10. Not as much fun as sex.
Posted By: mistressjessica
Share with me.. the first thought you have about.... Dont think about it just share it.....
1. The trouble with fishnet?
2. Mirrors are for?
3. Thigh highs and Garters?
4. I make decisions all day long, At the end of the day all I want is?
5. My best hobbyist line..............
6. I wonder if I have a fetish because?
7. Who knew that Escort/Hobbyist are/did?
8. my first porn experience was?
9. A bumper sticker for your secret life would be?
10.. Buying porn is??
I will answer these questions myself at the end of the day.........( by 10 pm tonight)
but I want to hear your view
1. The trouble with Fishnet.. My nipples are too big and poke out through the holes
2. Mirrors are for, MORE fun and watching..
3.Thigh Highs and Garters are HOT but never seem to fit me like they do the Victoria Secret girls
4.I make decisions all day long, At the end of the day all I want is a glass of wine and a man who WANTS Me. Dressed in his business suit and please live that tie ON!
5.My best escort Line: Come and snuggle with me.. ( not really a line because I like it)
6. I wonder if I have a fetish because? I don't wonder If I have one I just wonder which one I like more. Girls, toys or men in business Suits?
7. Who knew Hobbyist, really give a damn about us. ( YES THEY DO) thank you.
8. My first porn expereince.. with an older BF and I thought I was supposed to do what she was doing through the whole movie..
9. My bumper sticker. I am easy baby but I am NOT cheap!
10. Buying porn is embarrassing! Yes, I still get embarrassed..
The bonus:: I can remember thinking a BJ was something you did with a hair dryer... I over heard my mom talking obout it once....
Posted By: mistressjessica
Share with me.. the first thought you have about.... Dont think about it just share it.....
1. The trouble with fishnet?
2. Mirrors are for?
3. Thigh highs and Garters?
4. I make decisions all day long, At the end of the day all I want is?
5. My best hobbyist line..............
6. I wonder if I have a fetish because?
7. Who knew that Escort/Hobbyist are/did?
8. my first porn experience was?
9. A bumper sticker for your secret life would be?
10.. Buying porn is??
I will answer these questions myself at the end of the day.........( by 10 pm tonight)
but I want to hear your view
Bonus
As I recall (and it has been a while) you learned your lessons well.
Gentlemen , we all need to visit Jessica in business suits. Oh and if you have a 5 oclock shadow its a bonus. lol
I promise to leave the tie on..!
Thanks for sharing all this..
1. The trouble with fishnet? So '80's
2. Mirrors are for? Holding under the lady's nose to make sure she is still alive.
3. Thigh highs and Garters? Always, always turns a man on...
4. I make decisions all day long, At the end of the day all I want is? To be left alone
5. My best hobbyist line..............You are the most beautiful provider I've seen today...
6. I wonder if I have a fetish because? I like vaginas
7. Who knew that Escort/Hobbyist are/did? Didn't spend all their time watching porn and screwing guys...
8. my first porn experience was? In California. All the providers there claimed they were porn stars.
9. A bumper sticker for your secret life would be? Please don't tell my mother.
10.. Buying porn is?? Stupid when it is free on this message board!
mistressjessica
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Share with me.. the first thought you have about.... Dont think about it just share it.....
1. The trouble with fishnet? Trouble? What trouble???
2. Mirrors are for? Seeing reflections
3. Thigh highs and Garters? On the right gal HOTT!
4. I make decisions all day long, At the end of the day all I want is? For my ATF to WANT me!!!!!
5. My best hobbyist line.............. Hey Baby, hey so I am no playa so what did you expect?...........hehe
6. I wonder if I have a fetish because? The longer I live the more I discover so why not?
7. Who knew that Escort/Hobbyist are/did? Just human beings
8. my first porn experience was? National Geographic, does that count??? If not old Playboys, Dad's stash I found.
9. A bumper sticker for your secret life would be? Told you I was no Rocket Scientologist
10.. Buying porn is?? Stupid, with all the free porn one can watch free on the internet
Request accomplished!
Shifterp OUT!
Okay, I will try this, although I am not near as clever or witty as others. Just try my best.
1. The trouble with fishnet? It catches the turtles along with the fish
2. Mirrors are for? watching !! yowza..
3. Thigh highs and Garters? sexy on the right legs, I love white ones..not sure why. On the other hand, my tie on her neck is sexy as hell..*wink*
4. I make decisions all day long, At the end of the day all I want is? sit down, read a good book..or lay back and cuddle..or..
5. My best hobbyist line.............. I dont have any of these, that I know of..
6. I wonder if I have a fetish because? I don't wonder, I know..just not sure what to do about them sometimes
7. Who knew that Escort/Hobbyist are/did? Escorts have feelings and so do hobbyists, and who know that escorts truly are LADIES, deserving respect, and Hobbyists are not neccessarily cheating a******s
8. my first porn experience was? does this count the frat house with the guys lined up for a bj from one guys date..cannot beleive that happened
9. A bumper sticker for your secret life would be? Don't tell my mother..
10.. Buying porn is?? totally unnecessary these days..
