Ok I'm bored and really don't have anything funny to tell about today. Saw a guy on the newbie board handing out advice like he was the great sage of the P4P world. Figured if nothing else this might start some much needed conversation around here and might help us all learn a bit.

So here's Case's tips for success.

1. Don't be a douchebag. This pretty much means communicate like a human being, no "hey ya wanna hook up" or "I'd love to nut on you're face". While after you've met a girl a few times you might can pull this off as a joke, if you initiate contact like this, you're gonna be cranking one out yourself waiting on a response that will never come.

2. Admit you're not exactly George Clooney in the looks department or Peter North in the sack. Just roll with it, from what I can tell the gals aren't expecting either when the door opens. So drop the delusions and just accept the fact that you're paying to fuck out of you're league.

3. Pretty self explanatory here but if ya wanna get really dirty, ya gotta be really clean!!

4. Don't let a hot gal intimidate you, oh how this one has taken me some time to deal with. Most important lesson I've learned here, a hottie is just a regular woman. Obviously I've met more amazingly beautiful ladies here than in the real world (see no.2). and took some time to learn this lesson. Once ya get this one out of the way you will notice much better experiences. No matter how hot she is, her mind and body work basically the same as the chunky gal at the Quality Mart ya picked up on a dare because you were wasted.

5. Don't be a stalker, she don't want to get an email from ya everyday, unless you're booking. And don't follow every post she makes here or someone makes about her. Really makes you look sad and lonely. Confidence is sexy to a woman, sad and lonely isn't.

6. Be yourself and have fun,try to be "that" guy. "That" guy is the guy that on the day of a date she wakes up as excited to see you as you are her.  

Ok that's my two cents, could think of more to add but want to see what the rest of y'all have to ad.
And I'll have y'all another story tomorrow, been kind of busy lately. But did manage to piss Mrs. Case off with a good one. Actually worked out pretty good though!!