not just this one. How in the fuck do you people expect me to make a nuisance of myself if there's nobody to pester?

C'mon, I wander around aimlessly, from board to board, just waiting for a new post, so I can say something incredibly stupid, and.....nothing!!!

Here!!!  this board is always been dead!  lol

The San Francisco board sometimes has two weeks of threads on the first page, and most of them are ads.

I looked at the top ten posters for this board, and number one is the mod for Chrissakes. Oddly enough, I'm number five, and I'm in California, but then again, I'm a fucking screwball. The number ten poster only has eight posts in thirty days.

You folks gotta have SOMETHING to talk about.

When I WOULD post something other than my weekly ad I would be bashed, trashed, harassed, and/or moderated.

Atlanta hates me because I called the ringleaders "cheap" and old (they WERE!). My humor is just naturally quick and sarcastic but always based on truth....

I quit drinking earlier this year so that knocked out my late Fri and Sat night drinking and posting. LOL.

I guess ya'll don't know what you got til it's gone...... (:

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one weekend, then the flurry kind of fluttered away and the board went back into the sleep mode. So, how about that First-Time Home Buyer Tax Credit? Good stuff, huh?

Or we can roast funtimes61.
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Just a joke, bro.

finds the Mace in his girl friends purse, thinks it's her new perfume, and starts to spray himself to see how good he smells?

doing commercials about yogurt that helps you take a dump in her "golden" years...


Oh The Humanity!!!

Steph

I was wearing a black shirt and thought it would be nice if I sprayed my shirt with one of those body sprays. It turned out to be a an antiperspirant spray. All that white crap all over my black shirt.
Never shop without reading glasses.

urinary tract infections and peeing too much from a prostate that is growing.

Some ex hunk.... If Tom Selleck starts doing ED or enlarged prostate commercials, the world as I know it will cease to exisit,lol.

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Dingleberries and skid marks! Boy now that is unecessary!!!!!

I see jewel tone underwear in your future

xoxo,

Steph

I thought this was the honesty thread!

Opps damn, I meant something else completely different.

Or I saw that stuff in a movie once, boy that was really funny.........

Larry's spends the night at Jeff's house in the guest room, he leaves BOTH dingleberries and skid marks and SUZY discovers them when she's changing the sheets!

Can you imagine the filthy things that would erupt out of her mouth???

Actually Steph I think u are onto something!

That Suzie does have a mouth on her!!!!

Let's hear some of that quick wit. It works much better when it comes from a sober mind. I've been clean and sober for 24 years, and find that getting bashed and trashed is rather humorous. With a little practice, you can develop the ability to tell someone to go to hell, in such a manner that they will be looking forward to the trip.

I just know how to enjoy the hell out of my sobriety.

THIS is why I rarely post on the boards anymore....there is always ONE who inevitably lacks comprehension skills.