Re: Wow, I've had some bad luck...

but right now, it reeeeeally sucks to be you. You need to get a good night's sleep, and tomorrow, wake up from this horrible dream, and start over. I hope your next phone call works out better.

Re: I can not get laid

I've had those "Perfect Storm" kind of days where all my picks do not work out, but you are having it worse than average !!  Note the Clooney ref above !!

I got two potential suggestions. And a bonus one!

One get naked and get a hammer and a cinder block. Grab your johnson and place it on the cinder block with one hand and raise the hammer in the other. Think about the story you told in your post and POUND away!

Now this solution will not get you laid but you will not have it bothering you anymore. At least not for awhile.

Second, naked again and put yourself in front of a full length mirror! Stare at yourself and OUT LOUD repeat your story of considerable woe you wrote to us earlier.

If that does not help turn sideways and repeat said story of woe.

Again will not help you get laid but should help shift your attitude.(ie shifterp get it?)

Lastly, as a bonus suggestion you can go out and find someone less well off than yourself and do something nice for them, and try to do it without them knowing. Doing something actively nice for someone else makes it impossible for you to be feeling sorry for yourself at the same time.

There is this really great charity that does operations on kids in under developed countries reparing cleft palets(hope I spelled that right). You can DONATE 250 and pay for one whole operation. Change a life and see how it effects your attitude!

So you could always turn your lemon into a life changing event for a child. That is some kind of good lemonade right there.

Or you could just feel sorry for yourself that you had a bad day! Your call!

Shifterp OUT!

Hey Pal,

We've all been there before!  Sometimes the best thing to do is take a few days off and then start the hunt all over again.  When the stars don't align, it's best not to force things until they align again.  Call it Karma, fate, voodoo, whatever.  Then get back on the hobby horse and giddyup!  

Luke

I dont "no show"....

but I am incall only...
I can make you forget all about not getting laid Website link above..
Hunter

i don't think it is worse than not being able to get it up when you are with a provider. happened to me one time. Don't know why but just did