Im with you on that. I cant stand to smell a man that comes in and knows that he has used the bahtroom prior to coming to lay on my table. You would think that they would have enough onsideration to at least ask for a hand towel to freshen up. Not all are like that, but for those that are please be considerate of the services that we provided. My bathroom is always available to my clients to use.
My pet peeve: a provider failing to respond to e-mail.
I'm guessing providers get buried under an avalanche of e-mails. I'd guess that a good majority of them are tedious time wasters sent by flakes. I'd guess far too many of them are one liners that are crass, crude and juvenile. Those are not the e-mails I am talking about.
I am talking about a failure to respond to an e-mail that is thoughtful and respectful. Or an e-mail that politely asks an appropriate question. Or an e-mail that includes personal information that the provider's web page specifically requested be sent. It is especially rude when those e-mails -- the ones with personal info -- fall into some black hole, never to be seen again.
All that said, I suppose I should just be thankful that my pet peeve is about providers that I have not seen. The providers that I have seen have all been delightful -- and professional -- ladies.
Let me make it be known. Not complaing at all, I always serve my clients regardless. It does sometimes make it a little difficult, but hey we are here to provide a service.
1. No response to email when the proper information has been given (for guys that plan in advance) - A simple, "I'm reviewing your references and will get back to you", is sufficient to let us know someone has received our request. Whether you follow up or not is your choice, but an acknowledgement is a professional courtesy.
2. No reply from voicemail, ever. (for guys that don't plan in advance) - A nice call back, even after the suggested time would be professional
3. No advertisement of type of service or misleading advertisement. (personal website or BP ad) - example, I love to kiss - An easy clarifier is, I love to kiss but need to have some chemistry, so while I'll try, YMMV
4. Poor hygiene - never an excuse on anybody's part. - It's a business for both of us. We both need to properly prepare.
5. Robotic & rushing - If you're reading this, you get reviews. We're guys, we talk and it's going to catch up to you. There's a lot of good guys on this board and If you're not feeling well, for whatever reason. Let us know, we do have the capacity to understand. Some of us have just held a girl while she let her feelings explode, for men, that can sometimes be as fulfilling as the other stuff. Try it, you'll probably save yourself a bad review and have a wicked good time at a future rendevous.
Except for #3, they apply whether it's a hobby or regular relationship
Attitude - must enjoy what she's doing and no rushing. Not looking for a robot and just doing the motion.
I hate it when I go down and it's not smellin good. Mine will always smell and taste good. Mouth minty fresh ... I always jew on some nice tasting mint for that kiss.
My first one is when I think everything's all set, I show up and get stood up.
I don't have a problem if someone has an emergency; just call me. I have many responsibilities in the real world so I have to plan playtime carefully. When seeing someone new, I've been stood up more times than I've been seen. I highly value reliable ladies and repeat with them.
My second one is, I really dislike it when someone offers 15, 30 and 60 minute rates if they only allow one cup per visit regardless. The worst case was booking two hours with a very hot, well-reviewed lady, paying full price (double the hourly rate) and learning that I got 1 cup per hour. If I book 2 hours, I want 3 cups then I'm done. It's not like it's going to be time-consuming or a vast effort to give me one more.
If that's how it's going to be, say so up front, along with the other rules. I would be OK with it, but I probably also wouldn't see someone if that was the case. I always ask up front now rather than negotiate while naked in bed.
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