A man is walking around New York with his wife. They find a perfume shop, the wife goes in and he waits outside.

A hooker comes along and asks him "Wanna come home with me buddy?"

"For how much?" He asks.

"One hundred dollars." the hooker replies.

"I'll give you five bucks" he replies.

The hooker flips him off and stalks away.

A little while later the man's wife comes out of the shop and they continue their walk.

As they round the corner, there stands the hooker. She takes one look at the man and his wife and says.. "HA! See what you get when you only wanna spend five dollars?"


Gotta keep a sense of humor! Hehe

I love it! Keep them coming!

This same fellow and his wife went to the fair and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR. His wife playfully nudged him in the ribs, smiled and said, "He mated 50 times last year." They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR. His wife gave him a healthy jab and said, "WOW That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him". They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,  THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR. His wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke his ribs, and said, "That's once a day...you could REALLY learn something from this one". He looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow." His condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

When are we getting together in NY???    

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