After my response to Jessica's last post I am thinking I should start a new advice column called Dear Hondo where you lovely carolina ladies could write me for advice on relationships!! However I should warn you that the answer to most questions would probably be "have sex with hondo" LOL!  So who wants to start things off!!

I think that the fellas could get better advice from them. lol

a fun-loving, sexy man to spend some time with.  Can you help???

I have a pair of glasses and this really hot skirt that you like..

You come come over to my library and help me locate a good book to read.
I will lean over to desk and even give you alittle peak or two..

Don't forget your paddle in case I am naughty!

Dear natasha
I absolutely can help you!! Just give me a call and then. HAVE SEX WITH HONDO!! (I bet dear abby doesn't get letters like these LOL!)

Dear Jessica
Tsk Tsk good girls aren't supposed to act like that.  But on the other hand,  I am here to help the naughty girls!! The book you are looking for ("the joys of sex") is on the bottom shelf so you'll have to bend over to get it! Oh my goodness you are not wearing panties.  According to the hondo manual for bad girls that means you get 10 spankings while bent over your desk and then HAVE SEX WITH HONDO!!

Man I better take my viagra!

I just cant seem to get enough! Im hot, horney and wet all day long! What would you advise?

I need your expert advice please!   I need to find a way to be able to keep getting my G Spot stimulated by my awesome G Spot Vibrator without constantly having to stop because I keep wearing out my right hand and arm from fucking my hot, wet pussy, with my Vibrator so much and for such a long time.  I just cannot help it, my kitty feels so good and doesn't want to stop cumming.  

Do you know of any other available strong hands that could keep my Vibrator going and pleasing my horny pussy, Dear Hondo???

I am also horny as hell this morning. ( After talking naughty last night about a duo) when anyway, who would you suggest as the flavor of the day? On second thought you better PM that information!! Or we both would be hung by our Balls.. LOL

Dear Hondo,

I have a problem similar to that of DreamyKisses. My dilemma is that my vibrator is powered by two AA batteries, as are most. I use it every day, sometime for hours at a time. Although it satisfies me time and time again, I have to change the batteries quite frequently. I simply HATE it when the batteries run down in the middle of a growing climax!

I'd like to know how to convert this favorite toy of mine so that it is powered by a 12-volt car battery. If this isn't possibly, how about propane or bio-diesel?

Your advice, please?

Thank you, of Great Hondo!

Marie

fortunately, i am meeting a new friend in a couple of hours that I am sure is going to fix it

Well this is an easy one I advise you to HAVE LOTS OF SEX WITH HONDO and the days I am not available just fantasize about it (of course a good vibrator helps too LOL)

Dear dreamy
I can tell this is a very difficult and EXTREMELY HARD problem; but I have two hands that would gladly help you out and I am ambidextrous!!!

Dear marie
First off I would recommend sex with hondo but in cases where that is not possible I have the perfect solution for you!!
http://physicsgeek.mu.nu/archives/cat_general_geeky_stuff.php
 
This isn’t just a USB vibrator. This one includes 5 interchangable latex probes (wow!), has 10 unique preset pulse/vibrate rhythms (yihah!), and features a self adjustable finger ring vibrating bullet (amazing!).

I am also working on a squirrel powered vibrator just for you!!

Hondo (damn I missed my true calling)

Dear griswold
Glad to hear and I am sure you will have a great time!!

Dear mconnection
I am sorry but my contract prohibits me from mentioning names, but I will say that I would highly recommend any of the lovely sexy carolina ladies in this room they are all southern belles!!

Well I never thought
that me and my escort would ever get caught
we were sittin in the back seat
just shootin the breeze
with her hair up in curlers
and her pants to her knees
signed.............
Just Married

Dear just married
That's what you get for letting your wife drive!

Sure enjoying all your letters I am trying to put doctor Ruth out of business. LOL! I am sure there are others out there who have a question for dear Hondo!

now how did you know about this contraption ?

...would you consider making sex with me?  And bring Julia with you....thanks.

Truly,  
Ms. Mocha

The great hondo always aims to please!!  I really admire your choice of men and women!! The only problem is that I may not be able to walk the next day LOL!

Do you think you could help us other guys maybe with instructional training so we can become a "ladies man" also or are you just going to Bogart it all for yourself?

Dear Hondo,

I debated whether to right you today, but I know you are an expert and just may be able to help with my current dilemma. I've seen other specialists and talked with other relationship advisors, however, rumor has it you are the utmost expert in the Carolinas on all things sexual dysfunction.

You see, I have a severe sexual dysfunction.

Several years ago, I decided to quit a nasty smoking habit. My doctor put me on Chantrix which simply made me bitchy, so I had to stop taking it. THEN my doctor put me on Wellbutrin which did the trick! Miss Ann Andrews is smoke-free! However, I did notice within a week or two of taking that medication, I simply could not get enough cock. Little cock. Thin cock. Thick cock. Long cock. White cock. Pink cock. Hairy cock. Bare cock. I was a Cock Dr. Suess story ( one cock, two cock, red cock, blue cock...)

I'm not talking three or four times a week cock. That would be normal.

I'm talking bent over, cock flipping aerobics and ravaged for hours after hours in cum-covered orgy scenarios, cocks flying everywhere, pretty much all day long.

My Martha Stewart bedspread and bedroom fabrics are simply destroyed from all the squirting.

So, the wonderful medication that helped me stop smoking, has turned me into an insatiable cock-hungry lusting dick-monger who can't get enough sausage in her bun. I believe them term is nymphomaniac

Hondo, should I keep taking the medicine? Yes, I did stop smoking shortly after it was prescribed, but I also have continued to take it for three years every day, and for three years... I have cum at least 5 or 6 times every day, sometimes spontaneously orgasming at inconvenient locations.

I'm just a girl who likes to cum who likes boys who like to cum (safely!), too.

Is that a naughty thing, Hondo? Should I stop cumming so much? Is it dangerous? Do I need a spanking, Hondo?

Thank you in advance for your helpful advice!

Ann Andrews

Dear Ann
While Hondo admires the beauty of the female orgasm, Dr. Hondo feels that it should be all natural and not due to any medication effects.   Therefore the answer to your dilemma is having lots and lots of sex with hondo ... until you can not have sex anymore. Then take a nap, get a snack and have more sex.
Of course the only downside to this situation is that I won't be able to walk for weeks!!!  And feel free to call me anytime you have the urge for sex!

Repeat.

Posted By: anncarolinas

Dear Hondo,Dea

I debated whether to right you today, but I know you are an expert and just may be able to help with my current dilemma. I've seen other specialists and talked with other relationship advisors, however, rumor has it you are the utmost expert in the Carolinas on all things sexual dysfunction.

You see, I have a severe sexual dysfunction.

Several years ago, I decided to quit a nasty smoking habit. My doctor put me on Chantrix which simply made me bitchy, so I had to stop taking it. THEN my doctor put me on Wellbutrin which did the trick! Miss Ann Andrews is smoke-free! However, I did notice within a week or two of taking that medication, I simply could not get enough cock. Little cock. Thin cock. Thick cock. Long cock. White cock. Pink cock. Hairy cock. Bare cock. I was a Cock Dr. Suess story ( one cock, two cock, red cock, blue cock...)

I'm not talking three or four times a week cock. That would be normal.

I'm talking bent over, cock flipping aerobics and ravaged for hours after hours in cum-covered orgy scenarios, cocks flying everywhere, pretty much all day long.

My Martha Stewart bedspread and bedroom fabrics are simply destroyed from all the squirting.

So, the wonderful medication that helped me stop smoking, has turned me into an insatiable cock-hungry lusting dick-monger who can't get enough sausage in her bun. I believe them term is nymphomaniac

Hondo, should I keep taking the medicine? Yes, I did stop smoking shortly after it was prescribed, but I also have continued to take it for three years every day, and for three years... I have cum at least 5 or 6 times every day, sometimes spontaneously orgasming at inconvenient locations.

I'm just a girl who likes to cum who likes boys who like to cum (safely!), too.

Is that a naughty thing, Hondo? Should I stop cumming so much? Is it dangerous? Do I need a spanking, Hondo?

Thank you in advance for your helpful advice!

Ann Andrews

Dear sonny
Hondo doesn't necessarily consider himself to be a ladies man, but I try to treat my dates with class, respect, fun and love.   I think you should treat a lady just like you would want your daughter to be treated.  A lot of guys worry more about their external appearance whereas a lady looks deeper into the internal beauty.  

LADIES feel free to weigh in on this.

Dear Hondo,
Thanks for the advice.  I always treat the ladies with respect and try to make sure they are enjoying our time together as much as I am.