OMG! I violated the all caps in the title of the post rule!! Will I ever outlive the shame of it all!??!?!
The original text was as follows:  

I am a hobbyist and frequent traveler to the Raleigh area. Due to a cancellation, I find myself in need of companionship either Wed or Thurs night (6/26 or 6/27) for an hour to an hour and a half.  

My requirements are simple:
1. Provider must be female
2. Provider must be between the ages of 21 and my age (easy, I’m OLD)
3. Provider must love French

The benefits of contacting me are plentiful. They include:
1. Prompt and accurate payment for your time
2. I’m an easy date (I’m old)
3. A date with me is not physically strenuous (again, the old thing)
4. I’m a gentleman and know how to treat a lady
5. You don’t have to work hard (see #2 and #3 above)
6. I offer either incall or outcall (your place or mine?)
7. If you’ve seen me before, you know the above is true. If you haven’t, then I have plenty of references.

As I no longer have VIP, please reply to the thread or email me at [email protected]

Please, only serious inquiries!  

Jim

PS: For those writing critical responses now, the above is mostly a joke. I would, however, like to see a NC lady on Wed or Thurs night