Some of you have complained about the fact that you can't stop me if you've heard it before because the joke is already posted, so I decided to post just the punchline and then you can tell me if you've heard it. Hell, you can even post the rest of the joke if you want. If by afternoon, which is when most ladies finally get up, no one says anything, I will post it. Ok, here we go.
"I don't know, but my ass sure is burning." Stop me if you've heard this one.
So he calls up Batman and Robin to see if they want to hit some bars, but they can't because they were planning to do each other's nails tonight. So, Superman decides to fly over to Wonder Woman's place to see if she's up for anything. He lands on her terrace and none of her lights are on except for a flicker of a candle peeking through a gap in the curtains. He looks in and sees Wonder Woman lying on the bed naked writhing in ecstasy. He is thinking that must be some dream she is having. Since I am super fast, I will just fly in, fuck her, and fly out so quick no one will know what happened.
Sure enough, he flies in, then out, leaving with a big smile on his face. Wonder Woman shoots up in bed and says, "What was that!?" Invisible man says, "I don't know, but my ass is sure burning."
Posted By: oldted
Some of you have complained about the fact that you can't stop me if you've heard it before because the joke is already posted, so I decided to post just the punchline and then you can tell me if you've heard it. Hell, you can even post the rest of the joke if you want. If by afternoon, which is when most ladies finally get up, no one says anything, I will post it. Ok, here we go.
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