Carolinas

one for the Ladies
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If you could do anything that you would like to do with someone that you have not done or have always want to do or to try,
What would it be?
It can be G rated PG rated R rated of OMG rated  
Tell me yours and I will tell you min

birdluvr69 75 Reviews 276 reads
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Geronimo!  More like K-wrap!:))  I made 5 static line, and 2 free falls---the first jump my pilot chute just fluttered in the vacuum of air on my back---lucky for me I decided to look down at my altimeter and that released it, THEN first FF, I left the plane on my back, O! Look! at the tiny plane moving away from me:)) I was afraid to pull D-ring, as chute could come up between my lets, hook on a boot, etc., etc. I thought what did they say do---Hmmmm, O! ARCH REAL BIG!!!:)) Flipped me over directly over a shed with wooden shingles and I was able to see them clearly---no time to count! Just pull and pray!!! I splattered:(( Just kidding:)) Chute opened fully at about 300 feet, and I lived to do it again:)) Then my wing man, had a spinning Mae West and hit the panic button and threw his reserve out, wrapping it up on his main chute's shroud lines, instead of grabbing the skirt and opening it to the direction he was spinning, and he did splatter:((  Actually broke his back:(( But lived:)) That was before I discovered the thrills a beautiful woman could provide, and I only had to fall off the bed of about 3 feet:))

birdluvr69 75 Reviews 244 reads
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I get that a lot:))  As in, WTF are you talking about. Just ask Juliaslilsecret to translate "birdspeak" for you:))  Actually, I misread the OP's question, it was for the ladies, but, when I saw you and you mentioned jumping out of planes for fun, I just went on automatic and posted my skydiving experience.
Speaking in sky diver lingo:))  Used the old T-10 version that was modified for more forward speed, instead of just downward float:))  Tell Serena not to risk her pretty lil self doing that activity:)) I'm really a sweetheart;P~~~ Boy! am I gonna get it for saying those descriptive words of me:))

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