That's what you get roadie when you try to squeeze a size 15 foot in a size 9 shoe LOL
Posted By: Roadshow2
But then its April First lol and YOU still pushed to read this post so here goes.
A Carolina Girl went into a bar in Charlotte and saw Roadie with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.
The woman asked Roadieif it's true what they say about men with big feet are well endowed.
The Roadie grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady.
Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
"Don't be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."
