I'm sure the crude jokes will soon follow!! Might as well get the first one in, I'll celebrate by beating my dick like it owes me money!!!  Funny thing can't think of any jokes for a lady masturbating, guess its because its freaking hot as hell to watch!! Now go celebrate!!!

Re: May is National Masturbation Month

Can I watch?

Rub one (or more) out for charity!

Take a look at past records...  LOL!

is already jealous of my right hand,  LOL

I knew I was born this month for a reason...

Figures why it's my favorite pass time & my nightly bedtime story! lol

Typical government trying to limit it to only one month

I prefer to celebrate it as often as possible

I like spring too....and I will gladly play this game with you...