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Panthera12 1093 reads
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In case you didn't understand, I only see providers that are fit and never see providers who are overweight. You are not in my ballpark, Sloan and Kelly left the stadium 50 pounds and 20 years ago.

And just to avoid any further confusion over what I deem to be athletic, I have attached a photo. That's athletic!

Panthera121367 reads

Throw yourselves at me. It is unbecoming and I prefer to choose who I see. Therefor, to avoid any further unnecessary flirtatious endeavors    with me, I humbly submit my requirements.

1. Under 35 please
2. Thin/athletic.  
3. White or Asian
4. Drama free

I am certain that I have excluded 90% of providers here, but the 10% of the remaining ladies are free to submit their applications accordingly.

PS: I am leaving for LA for a long weekend tomorrow, but I will be back in Charlotte next month. Please curb your anticipation until then.

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Jacque_Jenesais1137 reads

I had to say, welcome to the Carolina's! :D

Love,

Courtney

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Bill_McNeal924 reads

You need to visit one of the big cities in the US to get quality escorts, just like how there are maybe 1 or 2 restaurants in North Carolina that are on par with Manhattan. Based on the slobbering fanboyism here, I think a lot of the men here either don't travel much or think the Cheesecake Factory and Olive Garden are fine dining establishments.  

It sucks when you are stranded in the land of Biscuitville and are accustomed to Le Bernardin. Luckily, I get to travel to real cities a fair amount for work and enjoy the best dining and hobbying that the US has to offer.

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Panthera121006 reads

Thankfully I don't visit NC for the sole purpose of hobbying, but there are a few decent providers who take care of themselves and hence perform well.

Atlanta, LA and NY are the best.

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Panthera12896 reads

Drama not withstanding, but don't butter up those shoes. You know that MM gets jealous.

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Jacque_Jenesais922 reads

Checked out your P411. You're hot! :):):)

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Jacque_Jenesais863 reads

I think the OP was a half-joke.

I wonder if some hide behind an alias because they just want to screw around on chat boards, start fuss, and have fun with it.

Sometimes a little, (or a lot of,) sarcasm is fun. Trying to make a lady feel unattractive, maybe not so much. But poking fun at someone is fun if they can handle it. My bro and I say extremely horrible things to each other, but we know it's all in fun. If someone didn't know us, they'd think we hated each other, when all we're trying to do is break out the sarcasm and go at it, using our best sarcasm. Can't do it many places nowadays.

My whole family is like that, actually. Witty and sarcastic, lol

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