I need someone near Greenville. Charlotte is the furthest I could go.  

I am pretty sure I don't have any std, including herpes. I wonder if a provider would get tested, and send the results to my email.  If she is clean as of the test date, my safety is improved greatly. I am surprised there is no service offering
sexual health verification, which any sexually active person could use.

If you are a provider willing to do this, or know one who might be, please send a message.

Thank you for reading this.

Bria

She's super duper clean, I'm pretty sure, but you forgot to post your email for her to send the results to you. She loves anal and rimming, but only with you ... BBFS is YMMV of course.

Uh.......
are you planning on going in bareback?

Or not?

Just a regular session?

 
(I'm waiting on baited breath to see this answer...)

 
So, let me get this straight....
You want a provider to email you her test results (which more than likely have her REAL name on them) to prove to you she has no STD's?
And in between testing time & the results, not have any appointments or civilian sex?
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee.

LOL

 
LOL

 
LOL

 
LOL

 
How much are you offering for her to "abstain"?
Ya know, because  she would definately have a"loss of income" waiting for you, Prince Charming!  

You gonna show her your test papers too, or should she just take your word for it?

lol

 

Hey, sorry for being a bitch..... but not really!

 
Let the onslaught begin!!!

Foxy

Quick draw McGraw! lol

Foxy, he said he was "pretty sure"
BTW he posted the same sorta shit of the GD board.
Gotta luv TER!

That noone is dumb enough to take the offer on this public board.

 
Additionally, I'm pretty sure I'm clean, too.

I guess a Provider's "word" just ain't no good no more ....
*sniff* *sob* *snicker*

I'm devastated. Just devastated I tell yah!!! LMAO

Foxy

P.S. You gonna send me over there, eh? lol Now I MUST check out GD...

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The idea was to send a private message.

Besides, if you were clean, you would want the deal.

Let's all hear your great deal... bwahaha. Let's see, you are planning on paying her upfront to not have sex for 6 months and willing to pay for all of the lost income? So you are claiming that you are forking over, at a minimum, of 50k for this? No? So why the hell would you think it would be worth it to us?

I am assuming you are seeking bbfs too. You should learn to play safe.  

Yes, she takes a test (with her real info given to you while showing you the test) and then has to wait another 6 months to get a 2nd test.... Just so you know for sure she is clean.

I can not even believe your logic in this situation. I am sure you feel we should trust you with our personal info and that we should trust that you will hold up to whatever pretend great deal you are offering. pffffffffffff

PS why would you think we would send you a pm when you write stupid ass shit?

The idea is not to engage in more risky behavior.  
 It is to engage in the same behavior with a lower risk  
of infection.  

 It is a well established principle of medicine, called "herd immunity".
If the people around you are not sick, you will not get sick.

It is certainly safer to have sex with a girl who tested clean 3 days ago than it is
to have sex with a girl you know nothing at all about.  

TER gives information about the beauty and behavior of the girls.  So why should there not
be information about their contagious diseases?

There are dating sites for people with herpes

Your crazy!

Did I miss something in your damn post which said anything about you giving YOUR test results over to the companion for her verification of your body? I'm sorry but you idiots are getting to be a tad bit much. Just like a damn post on the GD board about an asshole in Atlanta that just got pulled. I think I'm about ready to create a riot of my own. On dumbasses like you all. If you your mind cannot handle this world, then don't bother being in it. Strap up dude. All you can do is protect yourself with everything given to YOU to do so. Condoms, dental dam, etc etc. If that's not good enough, then stop HOBBYING. Go fish!

Good luck by the way. I'm not about ganging up on anyone but man this Tuesday lunch break TER passing by has been quite much for my eyes. Wtf is going on?

in the sky! Although we truly missed the "full moon" last night, it is still reading at 99% full. Yup.

Did you know the E.R. staffs more people on a full moon?  
Gee, I wonder why....

 
And BTW, I also  caught that post on GD as well...  

Crazy shit there....

Foxy

Now this is with any human, not just a provider, or a man or a woman....

 
Let us say for the sake of argument, this person is named... Jamie Doe.
(I just picked it because it is unisex. No particular reason, just random ok.)

Jamie Doe has testing done on Monday for STD's, and receives the results the same day (this is fiction ok)
Jamie is negative for all communicable diseases.

After Monday, Jamie continues to be sexually active.

On Monday we know 100% sure that Jamie is disease free.
So if Jamie has sex, each time adds a potential percentage for "catching something."
Jamie is no longer 100% percent sure of being "clean."
You have no idea to Jamie's activities behind closed doors, so what percentage, noone knows.
Am I wrong?

Just because Jamie tested clean on Monday, on Thursday, let us compare Jamie to another random unknown person, Shannon.

Who has a lesser chance of being infected with STD's?

You are pitting something that has a known variable + unknown,  
against an unknown (or so you think, I am about to correct that misconception.)

The reason I say this is, You have no idea who or what Jamie has been doing since Monday.

 
Let me fill you in...

Jamie has since Monday been ran through by a pack of bare-backing bulls, who like it in front, back, creampies, and anal. So many, Jamie lost count.  

Shhhh Jamie, we won't tell, I mean it's all good, you got those papers on Monday, right?

Shannon, meanwhile, come to find, is a gal, a verified provider, with many reviews, and shockingly, a webpage, an online presence, and no incident reports from any clients nor warnings over the course of a couple years.

Shockingly, now the unknown, becomes known, or at least a somewhat safe assumption, that Shannon is also clean.
Just because YOU don't know, doesn't mean that Shannon DOESN'T.
Shannon is a professional who not only values her own health, but that of her clientele, and her business.

You may have apparently made the "smart" (or probability of less chance) gamble/bet, in your own mind,  but this is where you are wrong & uninformed.

The things you didn't know... That you didn't know.

I would be willing to bet, I know 20 civvie girls who bareback with random guys from the club, and not a single reputable provider who will do so....
I wonder why that is?

I applaud you wanting to protect your own safety, but having papers from X amount of days ago and thinking that is quantitative to a lesser percentage of infection is bullshit.

All it takes is one dirty dick / dirty pussy to become infected.
So the only percentage you can "bank on" and look smarter, is 0% chances; i.e. abstinence.

Quit acting like they didn't teach this shit in school.

Drop your nuts and do it, or stay on the fucking porch.
Good fucking grief.

Foxy

Minimize my ass!!!!  
sm

So you will pay for the Dr's appointment, my time (loss of other potential income from a half day messing with the dr's office)  and additional expense to produce said papers?
I hope you like sending deposits ahead of time.

 
Oh, you won't. Too bad.

I wasn't going to show you anything with my name on it ANYWAYS....

P.S. Papers can be forged.

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the problem is your facts are incorrect and your logic is filled with holes. You need to educate yourself about the risks you are really concerned about.

I'd suggest you stick with the rub 'n' tugs, and as you say, do not seek riskier behaviors.

Also, stay away from the herpes dating sites.  

lol.... last I heard it was estimated that 90% of the global population has herpes 1 and can transmit it, even if they have never had an active cold sore. I'm guessing Match.com and eHarmony are "herpes dating sites" too?

What's the deal with you and herpes? Have you had a scare? You don't seem to mention ANY of the other one here or on the post on the General Board.

So spill....

to be truly safe.

I'd be willing to send my results to the girl.  However, if the girl is an escort, she sees lots of men
without checking them, so getting my results would not help her.  

I am not asking for any BB or special activities, just a higher margin of safety.

 
How easy it is to fake documents in this day and age of technology and hackers?
HIPPA laws prevent you from calling to verify another persons medical results.

So, yes, I'm 100% positive your new lady friend is clean.  
SMH

No, it is not the plan to get BBFS.  

 Nor that she abstain for 6 months or any other interval. (tests are positive a few weeks after infection)

 By knowing a recent test is negative, my safety is improved, regardless of what activity is taken.  

I presume the girls get tested periodically, but how often?  And how do I know they get tested at all?
One girl told me she only gets tested once a year.  That does not cut it in my opinion.  

In some places where IT is legal, the girls test results are posted outside her office.

The labs do not check identity.  
That is why I would have to meet the girl at the lab, give her the chit with my email, and watch her walk in the door for the blood test.   Awkward, but under the current system, it's the only way to know a hired (or girl friend) is clean.  Rather a stupid state of affairs in my opinion.  I could fill a shopping bag with the condoms I have broken in vaginal intercourse.

don't  think the providers change careers if they get herpes.  
Nor do I think the girl will tell me if she has HSV 1, 2.  So the test would give me a margin of safety relative to the same encounter with no test.  It's not perfect.  Neither are condoms.

All Nevada brothel providers must be registered and get tested weekly, along with all activities covered. Find your excuse to take a trip to Vegas.  

Now, would any lady in your area take you up on your offer? Maybe, for the right price you can find takers for practically any deal. Even if you managed to find a lady here who would meet you at a testing facility, you'll still have to deal with the uncertainty of what activities she may have engaged in between getting tested and receiving the results - can you live with that (it doesn't sound like it)?

My advice is to drop this and try to book with the provider with the best reputation in your area (and skip the ones who have little to no history). You have to realize that her pussy is her moneymaker - it's in her best interests to play safe and keep clean.

I can't tell. What do y'all think?

Fucktard.
That is my guess. A full blown fucktard.

Who thinks an escort will meet him outside of the clinic to hand him her papers with her personal and medical information.

What ... a.... FUCKTARD.

Some people.... just shouldn't hobby.

C'mon Zen, you know that newbies have an exaggerated fear of LE and STI's. Sounds legit, but I doubt he'll have much fun until he can get over it.

From cartoon that has found a home in my mind:  HE: Shows girl his nice sized Tool
SHE: Admires IT and goes "OOOoooouuuu)" with smile on her face.
HE: Brags that He has one and She does not)
SHE: Looks sad, THEN!!!
SHE: Pulls up dress and show her PU SAY and says....
SHE: With one of THESE(PU SAYS), I can get all those(HE TOOLS) that I Want---SHE with smile on face)
HE: Looks sad, as Tool drops it's head in shame(--LOL
Remember Guys---PU SAYS RULE) I'm a Loyal Subject;P~~~

That doesn't mean she doesn't have a BF that she is barebacking when not working. I know this for a fact as I dated a girl who worked at one of the legal brothels and her and I went bareback.

I will confess, I never felt more secure going BB with anyone in my life, I have never been with a woman who got tested so often, but there is no such thing as 100% unless you were both virgins the first time and NEVER had sex with anyone else.

Maybe he needs to get together with DavieCakes, lol

Well Foxy your word is good enough for me and besides I can attest that You are as clean as they come.
There is no one any cleaner.

As you said "you are squeaky clean".

And as they say, that's a fact Jack.

I was looking for the laugh!

And I will continue to keep it "squeaky clean," especially when I know I am about to see you!
We both know why! lol

 
Foxy

PLEASE enlighten us!

I agree his request will more than likely never happen but why do you have to be so attacking in most every post to him? It's not just stating an opinion here but it's more like trying to be some kind of angry online bully. With the attitude and way over the top emphasis on being outspoken I guarantee you it will cause a loss in potential business in the future for some who may read this and see you trying to get your point across by doing so in a middle school girl manner. By all means please attack me as well and highlight my point.

You think I am going to take bait by you "finger pointing at me" and calling me a "mean girl"  or  "juvenile" (paraphrasing here, I am pretty sure that's what you inferred. Eh, passing on the bait.)

Hi, I go by Foxy. You don't know me, apparently, but let me give you a little intro...

I have never been one to known to bullshit anyone.

I could have sugar coated it to the point he wouldn't get the message or I could've straight out just give him the kick in the balls for asking something totally inappropriate, letting it be known and setting the boundary.
Could I have taken a middle road? Possibly.
Would it have been as effective? Doubtful.

You may view me as a "Mean Girl" type, but that is hardly the case.  
(I'm more like an Avenger with a very dry wit lol Slapping the bad guys around in the name of truth & justice.)
However, you ARE entitled to your opinion, and if that is it, so be it.  
There is a difference between aggression and assertiveness.
The same way someone is free to arrive at the very same conclusion as you,  after reading my posts,  
OR they may be equally as prone to read also HIS posts, and to see how very offensive his whole post was, and additionally, how ignorant to "the way things work";
Eliminating me from  "looking mean" and simply seeing me as being a person who "keeps it real."

You have offered no betterment to anyone on this board, except to try & publicly chastise a hooker,
for talking.... like a hooker lol
If a man is looking for a hooker to "lie to him"....;  
"Oh yeah baby that big old beer gut and man titties turn me on!"

Uh......
Then no, I am not YOUR GIRL.

I also refuse to fake an orgasm, too.

You see where I am going with this?

Sooooooooo.....  all the pansies can get in line with this dude, and all the rest who can't HANDLE THE TRUTH if it ain't handed to them with a bow on it and a lump of sugar to wash it down with.

It's ok.  
I'll be the bad guy.

I have been posting for a while now, a couple years.  
I am pretty sure people have a good idea who and how I am.
My posts & persona weed out a whole lot of stupid fuckery that men will try & send to other ladies...  
(Yes, I read what ladies share, and oh yes, the crap they share that THEY get sent is unfathomable.)
But it doesn't ever hardly get send to me! I wonder why I never get any of those retarded ass emails? Gee....

I think I will stick to my method, after all, when have YOU ever tried to do THIS?
(Shaking my head here...)  

 
You can't buy the truth.

But you can teach it.

Unfortunately, some people have a slower learning curve than others.

Like fucktards.

Fucktards who post public posts full of fuckery are easy targets, and take the liability of becoming a pinata for posting such mess.  
You obviously have a lot of reviews, so this isn't new to you.

You replied to my post to what, help my business?
Please spare me the drama & finger pointing.
This poor guy.... AH this "poor poor guy".....  
Who posted something so incredibly stupid, not only on THIS Carolina boards, but had to REPOST it on the General Board.... Did you catch how THAT went?.....HUhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu.
Not much better, eh?
Sorry, you may try but you will NOT chastise me for BEING ME.

 
My clients LOVE me for being the Spit-fire I AM; I take no prisoners.

 

 

 
Foxy
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Wow that had to take a bit to type there. Golf clap.