Carolinas
So testicles, spectacles, wallet, watch. What a fascinating way to make sure you have it all but it does leave one to wonder why you would need to double check your boys. 
I don't generally take much with me other that the necessities, you know.. like clothes and money, lol. I generally leave with one but not the other - most times I get it right Hahahah!!
Hence my handle 
But, as a true southerner, I was taught to never overstay my welcome, so I try to be aware, as difficult as that sometimes is. I would rather spend my last few minutes with a proper goodbye, rather that hunting for bits and pieces, which is another reason I don't carry much that won't fit in my pockets as it comes off. Unless, of course it is something that I intend to leave anyway.
Visited a lady at her incall hotel. Getting ready to leave, she says "don't forget your charger".
huh?
She says, "your phone charger is still plugged in".
I say, "that's not my charger"
She says, "well, it's not mine either".
So I check it out, it not only fits my phone, it will fit my mp3 player - and it's the universal kind with a usb connector (and I find out later, it's a data-quality cable, not just the cheap power kind).
She says, "take it, I'm leaving shortly and there's no way I could figure out who it belongs to."
I said, "Really? I thought you said you were only seeing one or two guys here?"
BUSTED
I actually saw her several times after that, and we always had a big laugh over how many guys she was seeing. I call her and say "it's me, remember? Devastatingly handsome, huge cock, great in bed, smells incredible?" and she'd say "keep going, I'm drawing a blank..."
huh?
She says, "your phone charger is still plugged in".
I say, "that's not my charger"
She says, "well, it's not mine either".
So I check it out, it not only fits my phone, it will fit my mp3 player - and it's the universal kind with a usb connector (and I find out later, it's a data-quality cable, not just the cheap power kind).
She says, "take it, I'm leaving shortly and there's no way I could figure out who it belongs to."
I said, "Really? I thought you said you were only seeing one or two guys here?"
BUSTED
I actually saw her several times after that, and we always had a big laugh over how many guys she was seeing. I call her and say "it's me, remember? Devastatingly handsome, huge cock, great in bed, smells incredible?" and she'd say "keep going, I'm drawing a blank..."