Figured this would be a fun thread... post your naughty riddles below, reply only to the riddles you wish to answer... let's see how it goes!

What's white and gooey, somewhat sticky, and much better to spit than swallow?

gum

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Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

What does Gentleman do standing, a lady do seated and a dog do on three legs?

Shake hands.

What does a woman do with her asshole before she has sex?

Send him away?

I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

A crane?