A backwoods boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is"
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.
The father said quietly to his son....."Go get your mother."
1. Ant Son to Ant Dad--- "Dad, do Ants dream?" 2. Ant Dad to Ant Son---" Not after they get married." Wow! wonder if that applies to us humans? Think we humans, or ants, would dream if the marriage was "open?" Hmmmmm, going to fridge to get beer to try and remember if I had "dreams" during the years I was incarcerated , OOPS, I mean in church & state sponsored relationship, where I signed on the dotted line that I could pay for a woman to visit my bedroom every now and then---O, how I enjoyed those visits every month, or two---LOL
A backwoods boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is"
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.
The father said quietly to his son....."Go get your mother."
1. Ant Son to Ant Dad--- "Dad, do Ants dream?" 2. Ant Dad to Ant Son---" Not after they get married." Wow! wonder if that applies to us humans? Think we humans, or ants, would dream if the marriage was "open?" Hmmmmm, going to fridge to get beer to try and remember if I had "dreams" during the years I was incarcerated , OOPS, I mean in church & state sponsored relationship, where I signed on the dotted line that I could pay for a woman to visit my bedroom every now and then---O, how I enjoyed those visits every month, or two---LOL
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