So the other day as is usual around my house about a million things going on at one time. Gotta give the wife credit though as most ladies are she is amazing at juggling crap around the kids, my biz, her job and all the normal crap that goes into making a household work. Even finds time to do crap that don't matter a bit but you know how they get sometimes fellas. So she's all in an uproar trying to get everything done and yes I'm not totally worthless so I do lend a hand when I can. So she gets all flustered over some trivial crap and says to me "I got so much shit to do I don't know if I'm coming or going". So I casually say "I think you're going" , she looks at me and says "what's that mean ?" To which I keep a perfectly straight face and reply "well you must be going cause you make a funny face when you're cumming"!   I thought it was hilarious, her well not so much gotta love it.

but some of the ladies that may have had a SO at one time or another may take the other side of that story lol

Glad to see you're back thought you might have got hit by a bus or something.