Damn right....no substitute period.  I guess I'm to blame for part of the confusion.  I'll try to explain:
I found out Mia Alley was out of retirement.  I wrote a review on Mia Alley back in 2006.  I believe it was the best review I've ever written.  I remember that particular meeting like it was yesterday.  It was kinda off the charts if you know what I mean.  Anyway... I asked TER to merge that review into her new profile in an attempt to be kind and helpful to her.  Long story short....my review and all other reviews I guess from that original profile had been deleted by TER.  In an attempt to do what I asked them to do; TER merged a review of a, "massage Mia", I'd written into the new profile of Mia Alley.  Geeeez what a fuckin' mess.  It's fixed now.  
I'm anxiously wanting to write a NEW review but I'm on the struggle bus to catch Mia Alley once again.  I've tried to call, text, email, and even fill out the site form.  I've heard nothing.  All you lucky dudes that see Mia Alley on the regular....break down and ask her to contact ole' Floyd.  Please!