Men Are Like...
Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are.
Bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Commercials You can't believe a word they say.
Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Laxatives They irritate the crap out of you.
Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Miniskirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
Parking spots. All the good ones are taken.
Place mats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
Popcorn They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Public toilets. They are either engaged or full of shit!
Roses, Watch out for the pricks.
Snowstorms You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last..
The Weather Nothing can be done to change them..
Fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with."