If I put as much effort into not being a jackass, looking nice etc. at home as I did here, might not have to play here so much!! But what's the fun in that?
Like most guys I'm here cause things at home ain't what they use to be, kind of like that George Strait song " I know she still loves me, but I don't think she likes me anymore". No shit that's actually a real song. So since I can get my pretend love and affection fix here, I've developed an I don't give a crap attitude at home. Guys let me tell ya it has really helped things, I highly recommend it.
For example the other night we went out to dinner, Little Case was at mamas so thought this should be fun and then we can go home and take care of business. Well she just didn't seem in the best mood, not a whole lot of taking, kind of pissed me off. So being the tactful fella I am I suggested a trip to the local adult store. She's like " for what?" I said I need a blow up doll. You can imagine the look I got. I calmly said " why not, I can do whatever I want with it, and it will talk as much as you have here lately" "plus I just spent 20 bucks feeding you're ass so I can save money in the long run!"
Well after my nose stopped bleeding the make up sex was hot as hell. See a little humor can fix any problem!!!
great story! Not sure about the ending, tho. Was make up sex great? Did you get a bloody nose and have make up sex with someone else? Or was the doll worth buying?
All kidding aside, quite an accurate take on a subject that too many people can relate to. As for me, divorced 21 years, independent, great dad to a grown up child who turned out wonderfully, financially fruitful, go and come as I please, and play with different women to keep things spicy.
Life is good!
Posted By: Case321
Like most guys I'm here cause things at home ain't what they use to be, kind of like that George Strait song " I know she still loves me, but I don't think she likes me anymore". No shit that's actually a real song. So since I can get my pretend love and affection fix here, I've developed an I don't give a crap attitude at home. Guys let me tell ya it has really helped things, I highly recommend it.
For example the other night we went out to dinner, Little Case was at mamas so thought this should be fun and then we can go home and take care of business. Well she just didn't seem in the best mood, not a whole lot of taking, kind of pissed me off. So being the tactful fella I am I suggested a trip to the local adult store. She's like " for what?" I said I need a blow up doll. You can imagine the look I got. I calmly said " why not, I can do whatever I want with it, and it will talk as much as you have here lately" "plus I just spent 20 bucks feeding you're ass so I can save money in the long run!"
Well after my nose stopped bleeding the make up sex was hot as hell. See a little humor can fix any problem!!!
If I put as much effort into not being a jackass, looking nice etc. at home as I did here, might not have to play here so much!! But what's the fun in that?
I have had similar problems after 13 years of marriage....its just stale. Yes sometimes a little jabbing will get me somewhere at home, but its hard. And after all, it just reminds me of the 5 things we need in life:
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