I want to live my next life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm!

I rest my case.

...after 30+ years his material still cracks.  BTW, please let those of us in the triangle and triad areas know if you decide to visit these parts of the state.

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Will do!!

That was a pretty sweet little dream state you had me in! If only!!!

I'd like to go back just one more step (and change sexes) so I could feel the bliss of a rock hard stiffy!

Now aren't you just cute as a button! I have not heard "Stiffy" in a long time....was a constant state for my UK buddies. I agree it would be heaven to know what one feels like.

You can always feel mine!!!