LOL that was great marie after reading it i may qualify for some of those LOL. merry xmas to u and all your little furry friends!
Posted By: AgentSquirrel
A Christmas Carol for Any Psychosis
Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality - We Three Queens Disoriented Are.
Dementia - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.
Narcissistic - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)
Mania - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores
and Office and Town ...
Paranoia - Santa Claus is Coming To Town (To Get Me).
Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout,
then MAYBE I'll tell you why.
Depression - Silent anhedonia, Holy anhedonia. All is calm, All is pretty
lonely.
Obsessive Compulsive - Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell
Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell...
Borderline Personality - Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire.
Passive Aggressive - On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me
(and then took it all away).
Posted By: hondo3067
i thought you ladies would like this joke. as we approach the end of the year i just wanted to say it was a pleasure to get to know some of you beautiful sexy ladies. i hope i have been able to put a smile on your face and if i offended anyone i sincerely apologize!
WHY IS A CHRISTMAS TREE BETTER THAN A MAN
A Christmas tree is always erect.
Even small ones give satisfaction.
A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
A Christmas tree has cute balls.
A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by' date.
You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year
