My bod would send people running out of the room screamin.  When a lady sees me she proves that she doesnt put much stock in looks. lol

Some of may not know that I am from out west and still dress in part with the boots and hat. So I do get called cowboy at times.  At work I have been called the Marlboro Man, but I am changing that part.  So here is my funny for the day.

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound  The Same After That Damned  Gay Cowboy Movie

 1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

 2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

 3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

 4. "Howdy, pardner."

 5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

 6. Two words:  "Saddle Sore."

 7. "Hold it right there!  Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like"

 8. "Let's mount up!"

 9. "Nice spread ya got there!"

10. "Ride'em cowboy!"


This is NOT me but something for the ladies

pretty good one roadie but are you sure thats not the guy from the village people LOL

Roadie,
I've been thinking it, but now I know for sure, you are one sick puppy.

Thank you, I resemble that remark.  But I did make you smile! lol

I guess I got a pic from the wrong source.  lol