You know I got theis friend Bubba.  One day he bragged to me , "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

I said "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?"

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Bubba drives me out to Beverly Hills and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise answers, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!

I was impressed, but want so bad to stump Bubba so after we  leave Cruise's house, I tell Bubba that he  knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.

"President Obama," figuring Bubba being such  redneck wouldnt stand a chance.

"Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."

Next thing I know we are at the White House, Obama spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and meover, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."

Now we leave there and I am ticked. So I want one more chance before I concede.

Bubba is proud and says, "Shoot"

Now I know I got him "The Pope!"  I yell.

So we fly to Rome. Now Bubba and me are in a huge group of people in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." and he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba comes out with the Pope on the balcony.

Next thing I know I am waking up looking at Bubbas face.

"What happened Roadie?"

I look up and say, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, with an French accent  "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?"