dang ISO posts so dang vague, now this is how ya do it

If I did an ISO post it would be something like this

I am an older gentleman and will be visiting Charlotte on the 27th of Febuary.  I would live to have a lady between 30 and 50 accompany me to a resturant of her choice.  I only ask that she be intelligent and can carry on a conversation.  Humor would be a big plus.  


Now I am thinking that would work!