If I did an ISO post it would be something like this
I am an older gentleman and will be visiting Charlotte on the 27th of Febuary. I would live to have a lady between 30 and 50 accompany me to a resturant of her choice. I only ask that she be intelligent and can carry on a conversation. Humor would be a big plus.
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