Mixed emotions

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology.

The speaker was explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions".

 The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that’s a bunch of crap.

I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time”.

 The wife thinks for a moment; then says:

 "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."