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IanMcKee73 85 Reviews 314 reads
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She asks for a slippery asshole.... and the lawyer at the end of the bar speaks up and says he's available!

scazdude464 reads

All, I'm trying to come up with a little joke.  Below is what I have so far, care to help me finish?

Two mongers and a provider walk into a bar.

Monger #1 Asks for a beer with a lot of head

Monger #2 Asks for sex on the beach

I need help with the provider, what does she ask for, what's her response?  

Let's have some fun with this one!

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DreamyKisses463 reads

a Harvey Wallbanger, to go along with the slow screw she also orders.  ;-)

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clarence37463 reads

three hundred dollars.

Where do I pick up my check?

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scazdude354 reads

Can't you guys be original that's what my last two clients wanted.

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case321364 reads

Sorry guys I'm off the clock, I'm trying out that free trial Case's Escort Service was offering. Now that's a joke!!

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IanMcKee73315 reads

She asks for a slippery asshole.... and the lawyer at the end of the bar speaks up and says he's available!

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MyRantAlias391 reads

Please be a gentelman and push in my stool.

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Roadshow2365 reads

oh that was bad but worthy

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