Carolinas
A deal you ladies can not refuse...that you GodFather?
That last one intrigued me a bit, as my X wife thought her duties were to make my life miserable, and play dead fish during "wife duties"---shudder!!! I want to take this minute to say a big, from the heart, a heart-felt THANKS, to you ladies, who I have danced with over the years, and who have performed "Top notch wife duties"
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Things that can go wrong.... Guy figures once the female experiences his oral skills, she will want to play every night Girl has to fight off guy during her entire stay Girl or guy is a an unsanitary pig Girl expects guy to clean up after her Guy expects girl to clean up after him Guy is disgusting to be with in bed Girl is disgusting to be with in bed Girl invites male friend/boyfriend/husband (all of the above) over to screw Girl doesn't feel pot is a drug Girl feels smoking in house with window open is acceptable Girl wont shut up....talks non-stop about her cat Guy wont shut up.....talks non-stop about how much he misses Obama Girl is a snowflake Household items come up missing I feel I have made my point
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Taking a break from putting together my papers for tax season, I decided to look around to see if I wanted to find an out of the way place in the mtns to do a lil WNC vacation. I like to stay with a family in their nice home, and who has cats, dogs, etc., soooo, off to CL to take that break, and, BOY! Do I find couple deals for you ladies: 1. FREE room for FRIENDLY FEMALE(Lake Home), but you cannot do drugs, or smoke inside the house. The only requirement from you is: Owner here: "I would like you to be FRIENDLY twice a week." OR, how about FREE RENT in Big house in exchange for "wife duties."
That last one intrigued me a bit, as my X wife thought her duties were to make my life miserable, and play dead fish during "wife duties"---shudder!!! I want to take this minute to say a big, from the heart, a heart-felt THANKS, to you ladies, who I have danced with over the years, and who have performed "Top notch wife duties")~~~
-- Modified on 2/28/2017 10:35:07 AMThat last one intrigued me a bit, as my X wife thought her duties were to make my life miserable, and play dead fish during "wife duties"---shudder!!! I want to take this minute to say a big, from the heart, a heart-felt THANKS, to you ladies, who I have danced with over the years, and who have performed "Top notch wife duties"
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