I noticed in recent reviews that someone mentioned a provider normally takes guys "out back to the shed"  

I don't know about the rest of you, but I have never been that hard up for a happy ending.

Just goes to show the lengths some will go to get theirs...

I have never read that.  Do they mean literally, 'to the shed'?  Sounds like a s&m term to this ol country boy.  Going to the shed  was gettin a whooppin going up.  I personally like sheets and pillows.

Yes roadshow, it literally said "out back to the shed" that is, if the master suite was in use, not available or whatever. It's in some of the most recent reviews.

Same as you, where I am from, being taken out back to the shed was never a good thing. In the case of meeting with a provider. If she is literally going to entertain you in a shed...run like absolute hell!!  I can almost hear the banjos