Bye bye camel toe...
I remember being out and about one day with a couple of buddies
Buddy #1 points out a camel toe
Buddy #2 (from the mountains of NC) says in a way that only he could say
"ya know, if she'd feed that thing once in a while it wouldn't try to eat her breeches"
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