Carolinas

I'm not a mind reader, but...
Panthera12 1367 reads
posted
1 / 26

Throw yourselves at me. It is unbecoming and I prefer to choose who I see. Therefor, to avoid any further unnecessary flirtatious endeavors    with me, I humbly submit my requirements.

1. Under 35 please
2. Thin/athletic.  
3. White or Asian
4. Drama free

I am certain that I have excluded 90% of providers here, but the 10% of the remaining ladies are free to submit their applications accordingly.

PS: I am leaving for LA for a long weekend tomorrow, but I will be back in Charlotte next month. Please curb your anticipation until then.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1138 reads
posted
3 / 26

I had to say, welcome to the Carolina's! :D

Love,

Courtney

seductivesloan See my TER Reviews 875 reads
posted
4 / 26

Thank you Doll!  
Thank for you saving me the time even attempting to screen him. Some people are just MEAN to other for no reason. Misery loves company!  

xoxo
S. Sloan
Posted By: itsmekelly
Even if I were his type which I am NOT EVEN CLOSE TO (Thank god).... I would not give him the day or time ladies!!  Really???  Use the search button Panthera.... don't come over to the Carolina Board and represent Florida in such a sick, nasty way!!  REALLLY??  WOW!!  LADIES, THE GUYS ARE FLORIDA OR NOTHING CLOSE TO THIS BAD!

shifterp 40 Reviews 894 reads
posted
5 / 26

Misery DEMANDS company!

I Concur!

Shifterp Back to the Present!

Panthera12 1094 reads
posted
6 / 26

In case you didn't understand, I only see providers that are fit and never see providers who are overweight. You are not in my ballpark, Sloan and Kelly left the stadium 50 pounds and 20 years ago.

And just to avoid any further confusion over what I deem to be athletic, I have attached a photo. That's athletic!

shifterp 40 Reviews 847 reads
posted
8 / 26

to fulfill your fantasy I got a HUGE mountain to climb!

For starters, I am a Dude. Not gay.

Second I am old.

Third and fourth I look TERRIBLE in black and pink. TERRIBLE!

5th my belly if I positioned myself like that is closer to the bean bag than a six-pack.

Just not feelin this is likely to work AT ALL.

Preciate you sharing your qualifiers but think you will have to look elsewhere than me to satisfy your gaping hole of need.

I do not think if you took your glasses off you could not get drunk enough for me to able to get you what you want.

Good news though, it is likely there are gals who do.

Maybe while you are doing that Sloan and Kelly will double team me in an RV in the parking lot at the stadium we seem to be outside of.

That would be cool, I think they are HOT!!!!

I Concur!

SP Back to the Present!

Bill_McNeal 924 reads
posted
9 / 26

You need to visit one of the big cities in the US to get quality escorts, just like how there are maybe 1 or 2 restaurants in North Carolina that are on par with Manhattan. Based on the slobbering fanboyism here, I think a lot of the men here either don't travel much or think the Cheesecake Factory and Olive Garden are fine dining establishments.  

It sucks when you are stranded in the land of Biscuitville and are accustomed to Le Bernardin. Luckily, I get to travel to real cities a fair amount for work and enjoy the best dining and hobbying that the US has to offer.

Panthera12 1007 reads
posted
10 / 26

Thankfully I don't visit NC for the sole purpose of hobbying, but there are a few decent providers who take care of themselves and hence perform well.

Atlanta, LA and NY are the best.

seductivesloan See my TER Reviews 869 reads
posted
11 / 26

if you ate more pu$$y than you act like & if you grew balls big enough to stop hiding behind aliases to degrade people and talk crap. If you stand for what you say then why hide?

I know for a fact that 145lbs standing 5'7 is in NO WAY overweight (That is MY SIZE) and 36-29-39 only means I have nice breasts and a nice round derriere.  NOT ONE review of mine ever states that I am anything less that what I represent! I crossfit daily and just taped a fitness video in Atlanta in July 2013.  

No one has ever complained and I am OFTEN complimented and told I was more than expected, more than what my photographs depict. It's in my reviews!  

I don't pay enough attention to the boards to know who you really are nore do I care. I see enough this week to know that you are nothing more than a miserable POS who has more time to post than he has money to hobby! Or maybe you just can't find ladies who will see you and allow you to write a review on them. They are probably too embarrassed to be affiliated with you. IF any of them really exist.  

I don't normally respond to this negative garbage but idle time is the devils work and I was bored. Time for supper now. The rest of you Darlings have a great evening. I apologize for showing my negative colors on the board.  

Now allow me to hide me crazy and go back to acting like a lady! -from Miranda Lamberts song

Misery Loves Company, Glad I am not miserable!  
Seductive Sloan

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 942 reads
posted
13 / 26

I guess if the shoe fits...

I took his post to mean all the shameless ads, and "pick me" provider always claiming how popular and busy they are, yet they can't stop BEGGING for a guy to pay to fk them. If that's not any of you, why bother with his post lol.

Panthera12 897 reads
posted
14 / 26

Drama not withstanding, but don't butter up those shoes. You know that MM gets jealous.

Panthera12 915 reads
posted
15 / 26

Beats me. All I did was place an ad :)  It's the honey theory at its best.

ihateuga 947 reads
posted
16 / 26

What are YOU doing over here Ms Hater?

Posted By: itsmekelly
Even if I were his type which I am NOT EVEN CLOSE TO (Thank god).... I would not give him the day or time ladies!!  Really???  Use the search button Panthera.... don't come over to the Carolina Board and represent Florida in such a sick, nasty way!!  REALLLY??  WOW!!  LADIES, THE GUYS ARE FLORIDA OR NOTHING CLOSE TO THIS BAD!

Panthera12 851 reads
posted
17 / 26

Notice my post said "visiting".  

And make up your mind. Do I follow the high dollar ladies or am I a provider? What is a "fake" high dollar lady? Is that a provider who maintains their body and takes good care of themselves? Why would you object to them?

Panthera12 865 reads
posted
18 / 26

Maybe you should step back from your own drama.

seductivesloan See my TER Reviews 838 reads
posted
19 / 26

Also if I lef the ballpark age wise 20 years ago, you'd be talking to a 13 year old little girl. PERVERT

Posted By: Panthera12
In case you didn't understand, I only see providers that are fit and never see providers who are overweight. You are not in my ballpark, Sloan and Kelly left the stadium 50 pounds and 20 years ago.  

And just to avoid any further confusion over what I deem to be athletic, I have attached a photo. That's athletic!  

Panthera12 771 reads
posted
21 / 26

Kelly left the stadium, and you are not in my ballpark.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 895 reads
posted
22 / 26

I'm assuming looks take precedence over performance for you... but in order to get both the level of looks and level of performance you prefer, how much do you expect her hourly rate to be?

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 863 reads
posted
23 / 26

I think the OP was a half-joke.

I wonder if some hide behind an alias because they just want to screw around on chat boards, start fuss, and have fun with it.

Sometimes a little, (or a lot of,) sarcasm is fun. Trying to make a lady feel unattractive, maybe not so much. But poking fun at someone is fun if they can handle it. My bro and I say extremely horrible things to each other, but we know it's all in fun. If someone didn't know us, they'd think we hated each other, when all we're trying to do is break out the sarcasm and go at it, using our best sarcasm. Can't do it many places nowadays.

My whole family is like that, actually. Witty and sarcastic, lol

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 922 reads
posted
24 / 26

Checked out your P411. You're hot! :):):)

Panthera12 1014 reads
posted
26 / 26
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