Thank you Atlanta board for putting another toys for the house idea that looks like fun without having sweat dripping off me in buckets during a dance, maybe a folding one for when I rent a home on the road)  Milking Table! but with a  mirror turned on its side to give me a view of what's going on under the thing;P~~~ Will have neighbor build it for me, once I finalize pics, plans)

Anticipation!

The video shows the lady Milk Maid on her knees---uuummmm, looks uncomfy(  Think I will have the height lower with angled pillow, and small neck pillow, positioned Au ju so that she can just lie back and take that milk spout between those O so soft parts of her milking machine and get every drop of that cream;P~~~~THEN, when the Milk Maid is finished milking, the cow, er, cowboy will get his lower lips licking machine in place, hhmmm, got to have my carpenter build two lil sliding parts that will enlarge the opening to where that licking machine can pop up and get that part into the action, okeydokey, lets call that part "Tickle Tongue" just for the heck of it;P~~~ Additional wrist velcro restraints for the MM to where she can not quit milking until the "containers" are empty. THEN a soft, wide band across the MMs back to where she cannot get her  other milking machine away from the  "Tickle Tongue" part until the Cow-boy has had his fill of  that sugar and spice;P~~~  DANG! Had too much coffee already, and it's only 7ish o'clock) Ladies, IF I BUILD IT, will you cum;P~~~  

but it sounds way too complicated for me, just give me a bed and a lady

I do have my limits LOL

Miss Melissa,
I've decided to make the opening to where the milk maid gets her cream from that odd looking tit dangling from above, and the milk man can get his sugar and spice all without having any sliding parts in the table top, dang! I got way too much time on my hands) Actually, while I was dreaming up a new variation on the milk table, I was being ably assisted today by a  lil future milk maid. Think I will turn in early tonight, because churning "butter" and letting my pet shark run wild chasing her kitty, I'm pooped) She was telling me about her time in a massage place and how their tables worked. She said none were like my invention, and she wants a go when I get it in production;P~~~  

WAIT FOR IT!  TA DA!  Make the opening shaped like a keyhole---one narrow end for "tits" and the other big enough for a pet shark to just pop his head up from the deep, just like JAWS did to the drunk girl at the beginning of the movie, of course, there will be ominous music, but since my pet shark only slurps, NO BLOOD! EEK!  Unfortunately, poor sharks nub and tongue have been ground down over the years and he can only feed one milk maid and slurp one kitty at a time,,,, Butt, if you go swimming in Sharks waters, YOU can expect to be subject to attack)

to make two openings to play with the girls, when it is their time to be "milked'P~~~~" Actually, think I will make that opening rectangular so that one can just go from one girl to the other one without having table part in between---tks PM Guy/Girl for bringing this important part of the table to my attention)~~~