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We would need experts in provider advertising.  Lets see...........  maybe the Carolina Girls???

Had a little chat with Northman67.  Yeah he posted down below a funny thread.  Well we were chatting. And he has some great ideas?  

One was the worst request for a date email you could come up with.  (not sure if we could beat the professional writers the ladies have read)

But there is an idea.  If you were a male provider and advertising on BP, what would your ad be?  Ok no pics needed and a 555 phone number.  But would you like to try that one day next week?  You could win an award!!!  Like being known as Hobbywoods best advertiser.  I will offer you a position on the town council even lol

Who will be the judges?

Pick me...pick me.....!!!

Marie
Asheville

Roadie, Roadster, or better yet RoadStar, You know that I will participate. I will be remote, but if the villa's WiFi is as good as they say it is I will be up and running.

Sounds like fun.

We would need experts in provider advertising.  Lets see...........  maybe the Carolina Girls???

Here is an example:

L@@K - New to the @rEA - UR dR34m Cum tru3!!!
Have you ever wanted to take a journey through time?  I can be your guide!
I am mature and curvy but straight in all the right places.
I can lick my eyebrows and breathe through my ears.
No tXt$ or xplict linguine
(555) i81-u812

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HILARIOUS. Gosh, a funny man makes my doorbell ring repeatedly all by itself. Love the humor :)

Mature and curvy? Naked Newt Gingrich? Sorry but that's the first image that came to mind. Don't know why.

"Straight" as in, it's okay if a Woman does it to me? (That my personal favorite :)

Send me your email and I shall in turn send you a photo of my tongue. I can, infact, lick my eyebrows. Should I mention that in my marketing efforts, perhaps? Call me Gennette Simmons ( reference to the band KISS for the youngsters...)

No xplicit linguine. What about Blocked Noodles?

It don't matter how u spellz on postts.
Thanks for the laugh
:)

would be at least as bad as some of the ones I read from the girls thereon, probably would have to pay THEM(a LOT) to C me!!!  However, on the upside, I have found 4 nuggets from that list and all of them had reasonable sounding ADs without pics that looked like their mug shots from their time as persons of conviction, and/or $$$%%%&&&*** as part of their come ons---LOL, soooooo, will enjoy you guys with a creative flare to your posts that I so much enjoy reading;:))

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