I've been finding myself biting my tongue a lot lately, so in the interests of finding spiritual harmony, or some bullshit like that, I'm going to vent a bit.

I know some people like the picture threads, but I HATE them.  There, I said it.  As a compromise, can we please follow a pattern?  Pick a name for each day, and stick with it.  I don't care if it's FAT ASS FRIDAY, or whatever, but please be consistent.  Also, ladies subsequent to the initial poster, please just hit reply instead of giving it a new title.  This will help me immensely in not mistakenly thinking it's a 2nd ad.  The backup plan is that I'll stop using my phone to moderate, and posts will be approved in the morning and evening.

Also, am I the only one that is bored by repeated posts of "wow, she's hot" or similar inane drivel?  I've asked Admin for a "is there a point?" denial reason, but so far I've had no luck with that, so I suppose that I have to approve them, but I don't think that they do anything to help the community.  If a lady is hot, her phone will ring and she'll get appointments.  IF not, I doubt that others will book her because someone else thinks she is.

One last thing.  If you PM me with a question regarding your post, please specify the board it comes from.  I have moderation ability on 6 of them, and I often THINK I know who you are, and disappoint myself to realize that you're not who I thought you were.

OK, really, this is the last thing...you guys are WAAAY too polite.  It's OK to kick up some dirt every once in a while.  I don't even care if some of it is directed at me.  Blasting a lady on her ad post is verboten by the powers above, but other than that, we're supposed to have fun here.  If you're not enjoying this, I hope that you're having sex with someone.

I feel better now.  I hope this was taken in the spirit it was intended.  Otherwise, piss off...

"I've asked Admin for a "is there a point?" denial reason, but so far I've had no luck with that" but you've REMOVED some of my posts for not having a point.

Kisses,

Edan

Although the pictures are great to look at, having a designated thread every single day of the week kind of takes away from their value. Pick a couple of days and be happy with that.

Yep, gotta agree. The "She's hot" replies really have no added value, and will most likely send me immediately to the next thread.

On the politeness deal...Kiss my Irish ass.

I removed them because you 2 were beginning to look like fighting school children.  While you were attempting to make her look bad, you were having the same effect on yourself.

BTW, others complained about it to me via PM.  I rarely take down anything because it offends me, since almost nothing does.  OK, some of Fuzzy's pictures did, but not that many.  

I'll be the first to cast my vote for, "FAT ASS FRIDAY".

I'd love to find a local gal, GFE, that has a meaty phat ass on her.

Got-dayum great idea little-phil.

Now I know whay they pay you .25 cents more on the hour than anybody else.


Floyd

I will have to start complaining to you via PM for all the posts I don't think have any purpose and maybe I'll get a response... maybe not... as you feel that day

Well sometimes all I have to say is something short and sweet.

I guess the way I am looking at it Phil is I post my two reviews or pay my 20 bucks a month and I feel I can pretty much respond anyway I want to.

I guess also since I am feeling myself getting on a roll here that whenever I have decided to comment on a gal's HOTNESS it has really been for her benefit, not the guys reading the board or for the benefit of the moderator.

So did you really mean it when you said we could kick up a little dust??? hehe

I am not attempting to bother or piss off or hurt anyone's feelings. If I want to do actually that I am quite adept at that particular task.

I guess I am just saying the only thing I feel when I read what other members or providers say is, "interesting" or "not interesting". I am not really sure what the great annoyance seems to be rising up from.

To me each member has the right to pretty much say what they think or feel to a point of being rude or offensive and then you have the right as the mod to delete their dribble.

Wow it seems I really had more to say more than a simple, "Wow she is hot"!

Maybe if you supplied a pic but then again I am not attracted to men so a pic would make no difference at all.

So now that you get to see when I do more than just a word or two you can decide! Do you prefer the droning on Shifterp or the simple shorter versions?

SP



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Webster's defines it as

1. an official who examines books, plays, news reports, motion pictures, radio and television programs, letters, cablegrams, etc., for the purpose of suppressing parts deemed objectionable on moral, political, military, or other grounds.

2. any person who supervises the manners or morality of others.

3. an adverse critic; faultfinder.

The same ugly ass provider from posting the same ugly as pick every, Tit Tuesday, Wet Wednesday, Tushy Thursday, etc.....The shit it sicking.... I called no names so it is not a flame. But I do have a few in mind.

...just not great marketing on your part. Less is more. PM admin if you don't like this post.

So I can understand why he 'FEELS THAT A SHE IS HOT REPLY" is freaking stupid or maybe even a "SHILL" or whatever they call it. I am good at kicking up dust.lol

I also have an opinion and am not afraid to express it in a public forum, unlike other people who hide behind private messages and aliases and enjoy "tattling to the teacher" to get their agendas accomplished.


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I have actually pm'd back and forth with Phil a little bit and he is a good guy.

I appreciate what he does for us and think he does a good job too.

All I am saying is different strokes for different folks.

What might seem brilliant to some is God-Awful to others.

So who is to judge or get too annoyed.

If it was bothering me I would go to another post or if I had not stopped drinking 25 years ago I would throw a couple back and move on to another post.

I guess I am just more of not letting the small shit bug me and it is all mostly small shit.

Carry on! SP

Would you want to review all those post that just say "Hot Chick" everyday??? Put yourself in his shoes.

Table that and get back to me? TL

His shoes would never fit.

You make a good point Trojan. I also must say your condom probably would not fit me either.

What I lack in size though I make up for with extreme enthusiasm. Well at least I have convinced myself I have made up for it with that.

Who knows.

Ok enough joking around. I do believe Little Phil knew what he was getting into when he asked for the position. Or maybe he accepted the position. Somehow he assumed the postion.

I know, you know, every person on this board for a little while knows what comes with the territory.

It is a thankless position but I would like to thank him for every "Oh She is Fricking Hot" I have ever posted he had to read.

The problem is TL is we are all just different folks with different perspectives. Pics of hot gals do not bother me. Guys complimenting them does not bother me. But I am not everybody.

Ok this one guy posted once he wanted a gal to strap one on and send it where the sun doesn't shine! Not my cup of tea in ANY way shape form or fashion. I did not get upset and wish the guy had not asked for what he wanted.

He paid his membership fee or posted a couple of reviews and wrote about something that was special and dear to his heart. God Bless him, but not my cup of tea in any form or fashion.

I just read it and carefully tapped the keys of the key board off that post and on to the next.

One of the things that keeps all of this all interesting is differences. You have ANY idea how bored we would all be if we were all the same?

I ADORE my ATF! One of the greatest gals on the planet, but you know what? You might see her and say, Hey Shifterp, saw your ATF and just do not see what all the fuss is all about?

That again is what makes it all potentially interesting instead of absolutely boring as all get out.

I am glad EVERYONE does not see my ATF the same way I do. If they did I would never be able to spend time with her. It is already challenging enough.

So I am glad there are differences and the mod job comes with its challenges. My hat is off to Little Phil cause I would not want to do what he is doing.

Just my two cents worth.

SP

... a reference for a counselor, I would glad to Give it to you! I can get recommend Prescriptions Meds for you as well....

Orange Angry face for you!!!

I never called you an alias.

...how not to post under someone's post & insult them w/your diatribes!! Create your own post Indents, & not insult esteemed hobbyist such as myself!!!!!

ps...
If I could give you double orange angry faces, by God I would!!!

I like the photos also, But not the same ones everytime they post. If we are going to have themes, atleast post a different photo every now and then. This one provider post the same 6 year old, touched up, ugly photos and the same guys post "o baby your are hot every time". That is why I see his point. he never said do not post the pics. I wish TER would create an alternative board for that transexual shit though. You should MARRY your ATF, then you would get sick of her ass in a month, probably 2weeks,lol.

just my 1/2 cents.

that might be an extra service,lol

I was not insulting you, Gator.  You suggested that I "PM admin if I had a problem with a post" because in an earlier reply to phil I said that I should starting pm'ing him everytime I had a probmem with a post.  This was said facetiously because that is not how I operate on the board.  So, I was replying to your post in saying, in general, not DIRECTED AT YOU, that I do not post under aliases or pm mods when I don't like something (like OTHER PEOPLE, NOT YOU).  

So, YOU CAN STOP SCREAMING AT ME NOW!

I've been a participant on this website since 2001.  How long have you been a member?  I know very well how to reply to posts on this board, how to start new posts, indent correctly, etc.  I do not need a counselor, or medication, as you've so rudely suggested.  I don't care how esteemed you are, you are impolite and rude, and I have done NOTHING to YOU!

Come on are you five years old?!  Really sweet shit eatin grin on my face back at you.

Edan

According to the marriage stats in this here great country I would have at LEAST a 50% chance
that we would live happily ever after, right?

What I would really like to know is that 50% who stay married how many are really happy together?

I guess if I knew that it might get a bit depressing.

I am 100% behind the new pics suggestion! I am all about variety just like the next fella! So new pics galore!

SP

...to learn how  to reply to posts on this board, how to start new posts, indent correctly, etc.  & most of all, you do need to learn marketing 101, as well as in need of a counselor, & or medication.....

all of above indeed.....lol....

back to the newbie board it is for you.

"I don't care what they say about me as long as they spell my name right."


P.T. Barnum

I wonder how you were able to slither all the way up here to the Carolinas.

Kisses,

Edan

"Are NO P.T. Barnum",lol

And I will always speak my mind when I talk hoops.

Who do you think will do better in the NBA? Tyler or my man Gerald?

You know how I feel!!!!!!!

Tyler is gonna ROCK! He is going to outhustle everyone else and be a star!

He has excelled at every level of competition he has competed in has he not?

Now Sexy it is pigskin season! Did you happen to notice Butch has the Heels 20th in the preseason poll?

Where oh where are those Dukies???? Come on they got Cutcliffe for SOME reason!!!!! hehe

SP

The Little League World series!! I am so ready for that!.

I don't dabble too much in College Football.
Living in the triangle for 4 years, I have noticed an improvement in both of our Football programs. More UNC than Duke. But I'll take improvement over no improvement.

Is an overated scrub

He is going to make millions and you are????

have you, Hmmmm, And money is not ALL IT IS HYPED UP BY SOME PEOPLE TO BE. There are amny situations that money is a worthless commodity.

How was my Gilbert Gottfired impression????

No TL I do not have millions but I have a special purpose!!! My ATF is coming over for a visit tonight and I am a HAPPY MAN!!!!!!!

I am saying this for me and including me ok, The only people I ever hear say things like money is a worthless commodity do not have any.

I am not hating on you, I do not have any money! I mean SOME but not Bill Gates MONEY!

I cannot make it RAIN, if you know what I mean!

If I did OR when I do win the lottery my ATF if she wanted to be would be taken care of for life! If she took a pass I would go on a hobby tour till it was all gone!

If you are gonna go which we all are then why not go out banging oneself to death. You cannot take it with you but you can get some awesome trim with it!!!!!!!

Ok now I have been really nice now lets get down to it.

You are hating on my boy Tyler. He is decent, clean cut, stayed in school, was the NCAA player(NOT PLAYA) of the year as a junior, won a National Championship and is now a professional basketball player.

I am 47 years old, follicly being challenged daily, work my ass off in a pretty much a shit for nothing job of which gives me just enough to get by and hobby prescious little.

I got a GREAT ATF and the love for my Tar Heels, a great Mom and a great dog. So when you take a swipe at Tyler it is a pisser! What is next taking shots at my ATF! How bout my doggie, nobody wanted her so I took her in and she is the greatest dog in the world!!! Well I will not mention my ATF's name to protect the FANTASTIC!!!! She is a FANTASTIC woman and that is that! Not just a FANTASTIC provider but a great human being! Great human beings are few and far between and add that to the fact that she is a GREAT provider, well then, Houston, we don't have a problem.

So when we got people like Michael Jackson out there, or did till recently! Freakdeeks like BTK, loudmouth jerks like TO, dumbasses like Plaxico shooting themselves out there all over the place and then we got A GREAT SHINING EXAMPLE of a good guy doing well and you do WHAT???????????

So are you a big dick or do you just have one?????

Sorry for that one TL I am really not trying to antagonize you I just thought of that the other day and really just wanted to use it! Hope you do not take that personally cause it was not meant to be but it is pretty damn funny if you do not take it personally! I am just on a roll here and want to use my best stuff when given the chance.

Tyler is a great example of what hustle, doing the right thing and some athletic talent can do.

I am pulling for him to have a successful career and you know what? If he sucks as a Pro, SO WHAT?

He has done pretty dang well so far. I say DANG cause I figure that is what Ole Roy would say, not DAMN like I would!!!!!!!!

So if you are gonna hate TL, channel your fury to the likes of Plaxico, HUMONGOUS IDIOTS who have the world at their feet and throw it all away, not a STELLAR Human being whose life can be looked at as an example for the masses.

And stay away from my ATF with that bog ole tool of yours. Too big just hurts anyway, size does matter to a point but too big is just a waste of brain power.

You feeling me big fella?

Shifterp OUT!

But if you ever take yourself away from that ATF, I might feel ya up!!

Hey I have a dog or two.

And I agree it is never about the money.

It is the experience and the gift of life.

I do think Henderson will out shine and out last Tyler. Good thing he went to Indiana. His kind of team. I'm just excited to have Henderson nearby, with the bobcats.

Love

Sexy Carolina

I do not know him personally, terrible T, that is. But he stinks as a Basketball player. plain and simple. The only way the heels won was by going through other players not Terrible T, when they went through him in prior years he choked. He was in the right place at the right time. He will be another Adam Morrison, latner, ferry, etc.

As far as Hero's go, if a child has to look outside of the family for a hero, then there is a family problem. athletes, actors,etc are doing their job. we label then heros. All people make mistakes, theirs are only exploited by the general public. Hell we are doing wrong by participating in this hobby. If we get exposed then who cares. If they get exposed then we crucify them. I myself could care less what any of them do. I appreciate their skill at their job and that is it. They deserve to be treated the same as the general public. The general public crucifies them just because they are RICH. Which is BullCrap.

As far as money being a useless commodity. Evidently you have live a peaceful easy life, with no challenges. Their have been many times in my life, when money was useless. If i have money i am happy, if i do not have money i am still just as happy. I make money, money does not make me. If i go broke today, tomorrow i will make more money.

Not to disrespect you, but if all i could do was hobby a little and pay my bills. I would not hobby, I would work on immproving myself, thus improving my income.

Just so you know I call myself TrojanLarge, because I went to USC. Why are you so simple minded. Why not just ask me what my handle means?

later,

love,peace and chicken grease.

Well TL, Roy Williams is a pretty good basketball coach and if you asked him if he could have one kid to start a team with he would most likely choose Hansbrough. Good enough for Ole Roy good enough for me.

Whether it is good bad or indifferent kids idolize the hero's of their choosing and college athletes generally fit the bill.

In a perfect world heros would come closer to home but if by chance you were into whacky weed going to college in Kalifornia more than being based in reality, then in reality heros do come to some from the world of athletics.

And just for your information I do not feel like I am doing anything wrong participating in the hobby. If I did I simply would not be doing it. If that is the way you feel about it I might suggest you stop.

Also as far as reality goes I have not met or heard of any human being who does not have their own challenges. I got mine but I am a pretty happy guy all in all.

As far as your handle goes I do not think I am all that far out there all by myself thinking your handle had something to do with johnson in some sort of fashion. The potential double meaning would lead me to think most people would have understood the meaning of your handle the way I did, not a USC connection. Better yet if you went across the entire country and said what people associated Tojan with you would get more rubber comments than some dude in a funny hat on a horse wearing armor.

And lastly, if you were not aware of it this is Tar Heel and Dukie country so if you want to go around and bash our kids do not expect it to go by with a free pass.

SP

But Hansboro stinks. Henderson is Good. Lawson is good, Ellington is Good. Green is Good. Roy is an average coach. Anyone can win at carolina. best college basketball program in the WORLD. If Roy was great he would have won at KANSAS. I respect Coach K and Donovan at Florida more. They built great programs from nothing. Dean Smith is a great coach. Big House Gaines was a great coach. Callipari(spelling) is a great coach(hope he wins one). Now NCSU my favorite School, can;t hire a freaking coach. Sidney low Stinks. The footabll coach stinks. BC was better after he left.