Saw a lady I went to high school with at the Wally World a while back. You know the usual how ya doing who'd ya marry small talk. Told her what I did for a living, she said she had moved to Vegas and was working in a brothel. Said the money was great but her family wasn't very supportive. Her brother asked her "when are you gonna quit that crap and get a real job?" Of course she was stunned but with the quick wit I remembered from her she answered "you try jacking off 20 dicks a night and tell me it's not a real job!!"

Hope y'all enjoyed that one and a word of thanks to all the fine Carolina girls who do all they do to keep us guys so happy!!