I prefer therapeutic support hose and steel-toed safety shoes, myself.
KIDDING!!!
Thigh Highs only work if they are very well made and don't do the roll down so they look like a bagel on the thigh. Also, the top of thigh highs often flip down and the gluey stuff really isn't that sexy, and it is sticky enough to remove a companion's hair ( experience has shown...) I should save my old pairs to wax the kitty...
I don't do garters and hose because I am not ambidexterous enough to fasten the $%@!&% hooky holder things into the top of the hose. I've tried at least fifty times. Come to think of it, a friend geared me up with a garter once, but the elastic didn't hold up the hose when romper bomper stomper time began.
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