I think someone watched David Letterman tonight and got this idea for the best Top 10 list on this board!! LMAO!! It's such an awesome list of reasons. Now if I was just a guy..... LOL By the way Rae.... You look fabulous darlin..... I would love to just take a nice mmmmm.... "bite" of that sweet ass of yours.
10. Because it gives me a face workout. I mean, I can work out on the elliptical, or the weight machines but there's no such thing as a jaw lift, or a mouth press. That is one of the many reasons a man's penis was invented. To work out a woman's face. Oh and the longer, and thicker the better. I have yet to be gagged on a cock.
9. Because I have a man's cock in my mouth. I can do anything I want with you at this point in time. If I bite down even a little bit.... (okay just kidding)
8. Because I like the way it gives me a nice rosy glow. After I rub it into my cheeks that is (wink wink).
7. Because most guys don't know this but I was born to suck a cock. It's true. I think it even says that somewhere in the dictionary under "born to suck cock". There might be a picture of me there so you should probably check up on that.
6. Because I like the way a cock feels going in and out of my mouth, how wet it makes me in my panties. It makes my tummy cramp sometimes in pure ecstasy when I get a big cock to suck on. It's like my birthday only not.
5. Because I look hot on my knees.
4. Because you think I look hot on my knees.
3. Because almost any man will do what ever you ask him while you're giving him the world's greatest blow job. "Will you paint the kitchen tomorrow?" Slurp, slurp, stop, wait for the answer..... {YES}. "I really want to go shopping today......" Slurp, slurp, cough, gag, spit, stop, wait for the answer......{YES}.
2. Because I actually enjoy the taste, shape, and flavor of a cock and cum. Cum actually looks really good plastered all over my face, running down my lips onto my chest, and rubbed into my nipples. I don't enjoy the guys with bad aim who miss my face and hit my eyes, but those are few and far between. Besides, what good is a cock if it's not giving me a throat pounding and/or a facial?
1. Because it is usually a prelude to you giving me oral sex, or you pounding my tight wet honey pot, or slamming into my pretty round ass. I mean, really, it IS part of foreplay right?
I think someone watched David Letterman tonight and got this idea for the best Top 10 list on this board!! LMAO!! It's such an awesome list of reasons. Now if I was just a guy..... LOL By the way Rae.... You look fabulous darlin..... I would love to just take a nice mmmmm.... "bite" of that sweet ass of yours.
I actually came up with this idea all on my own. Along with my other lists, like, the top 15 things I might say in the bedroom and Rae's 6 step program for fighting addiction.
10 - Gives my tongue a great workout! I can still eat donuts and other junk food too!
9 - Because the clitoris has more nerve endings then a penis, I can make your body do funny things
8 - I like the wet juicy face after I finish, makes me feel like I accomplished something.
7 - I am a lesbian in a mans body.
6 - I love the feel of a womans clit on my tongue and her labia in my mouth. Feeling her legs and belly tighten and the faces she makes. Gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.
5 - I feel like I look really good with my mouth sucking and licking while she is looking down at my thin and balding hair :O
4 - Most ladies make me feel like I look great doing it, and that I do a good job (ego boost!).
3 - I get a lot of enjoyment from it and can do it A LOT LONGER then intercourse.
2 - I love the taste, look, smell of a womans vagina. There are so many variations and figuring out just what a lady likes and dislikes is the exciting part.
1 - I usually have a much more intense orgasm knowing that I was able to get her off at least once orally (well if she makes me think I did, that's fine too - its all about illusion and delusion).
I'm still in Boston, hoping to sell my house soon so I can move down to my NC home.....
True cunlingus master, got to love. I hear stories from the ladies that some hobbyiest lick it like a dog licking its ass. They never take the time to master as you obviously have. Outstanding reply
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