Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well you've got the power inside you right now. So use it, and send one dollar to -

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I'll stop that one day. Anywho, a big howdy to everybody on the Carolina Boards. Allow me to introduce myself.

The handle speaks for itself (an online poker joke) but you can call me MB (my initials) or Matt if you like. I've been a fan of the boards for about 4 and 1/2 months now and finally decided to have some discussion fun rather than just reading about it.

I'm a young man (25), live just outside of Raleigh and have worked for 2 years at a non-profit organization. You might have seen a miscellaneous reply or two from me when I was just waking up that morning (it is a bit rude to do that without the introduction thread being there) but hopefully I'll be involved with more threads as time goes on. I've gone ahead and submitted a few reviews so you all at some point might get the chance to witness my awkward writing styles and graces.

It's good to be here and I look forward to making friends soon. If there's anything you'd like to know about me, feel free to ask.