A man is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A beautiful young nurse arrives to sponge his hands and feet. “Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the oxygen mask, “are my testicles black?”

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, I’m only here to wash your hands and feet.”

Struggling, he again asks the nurse, “Are my testicles black?” Finally, she raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand, holds his testicles in the other, takes a close look, and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them!”

The man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, “That was very nice, but, are my test results back.”

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What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?????  


A head nurse.

A nurse is walking down the hall in the hospital and she passes a doctor.  She stops him and says
"Excuse me doctor, but why do you have a rectal thermometer behind your ear?"
The doctor reaches up, grabs the thermometer, looks at it and exlaims
"Dang it, some asshole has my pen!"

Great jokes guys!!