Mr. George Burns was escorted to his seat on stage by two stunning beauties. Both kissed him and made flirtatious comments, then left him with the early twenties male MC. Filled with more than a little envy the interview went something like this.
MC  Mr. Burns, when did sex stop being good for you?
Burns About three this morning.
MC Do you have good relations with the younger generation?
Burns I have no reason to think it wasn't good for them too.
MC When did you develop an interest in such young women?
Burns About seventy years ago, you sure are inquisitive.  

Cut to commercial, return with different MC.

I hope the young ladies smiled at this, (99.9% on here are younger than me) and thank you for the time you spend on older men.  
Stay warm and safe, but above all safe.