I gained about 15 pounds since the beginning of the Holidays and I was already about 10 pounds too heavy then. No one wants to sleep with Fat Bastard so I am taking drastic measures. I will be going on a hobbying fast until I drop these 25 pounds. I have already ordered my Nutrisystems(which got me to lose 25 lbs 4 years ago) and will not reward myself with women until I have reached the goal. I need you ladies to help. No matter how much I beg or offer do not, I repeat, do not accept an invitation from me. I need this incentive.